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// Any pronouns are fine \\
COMMISSIONS: OPEN
Please don't repost my work
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ah, i suppose i’m saying that while i’m not really on the hunt for A Relationship, like as a goal i’m aiming towards, if i find someone i like in that way, then sure, i’m open for one.
I’ve gone 16 years without dying a single time and I think that’s pretty impressive
you say this as if you can die and come back
Well I haven’t died yet so who’s to say I can’t
nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek
how old are you
“thatkilljoy” living up to the url i see
pvrx:
heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school
literally no one
an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom
person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?
me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee
person: alright good luck
actual highschool party I’ve been to
person: I brought beer!
people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh
person: want some?!?!
Me: no I don’t drink
person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA
On the bus:
Dude: Do you want a cigarette?
Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die.
Dude: Okay, cool, cool.6th period math:
friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?
me: nah I’m good.
friend: cool.
Lunch
Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??
Us: not really
Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here
Guy: do you want a cigarette?
Me: I don’t smoke
Guy: good, don’t start
(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)
hello! sorry if this is late, my internet’s decided to be a pain.
thanks for asking, but no, i’m not ace, my response was more a joke about how i, ah, suck at emotions, and that i know that feel, as the memes say. hopefully it didnt come across as mean or anything. i was definitely flattered! also curious, but the anon feature is there for a reason, right? thank you for telling me.
Reblog and you’ll find money soon!
Yes.
Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.
reblobbed
Who I want to be:
Who I actually am:
TINY THINGS
What is this, a photoset for ants?
By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…
but not all chambers
Best one I’ve seen. Best one.
But a lot of pistols have 8 chambers, making the odds of dying 1 in 8, and the odds of being raped in the US is 1 in 6.
So really, playing Russian Roulette is like
Safer.
FOR MAH BEST BUDDY
pay me money and I can turn you into a super sweet fantasy tarot card version of yourself
IM SOBBING
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL
THE CLOTHES
I WANT THOSE CLOTHES
everyday im gemfusin!
A man in a room full of women is ecstatic.
A woman in a room full of men is terrified.this blew my mind
me: uses fictional characters to distract from the fact that inside im totally empty
