OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING
My Szechuan Restaurant Is So Spicy That a Customer Called The Cops on Me
Everybody takes spice differently. When I opened my first restaurant, I got so many complaints about the level of spice. A older woman once tried to call the cops on me because she thought that I was trying to fuck with her because the dish was so hot.
“So I started thinking, What can I do to solve this problem? As a Chinese restaurant in America, we have a lot of people send back dishes to the kitchen, and this is culturally the greatest offense to us. This is unheard of in China. If you don’t like a particular dish, you don’t eat it, and then you don’t go back to that restaurant. In China, you would get your shit kicked in in the back of an alley if you sent a dish back.
I wanted to prevent that from happening, so I invented a spice scale that has a range from one to ten for people to understand the heat index. We always suggest that people go lower on the scale so that we prevent dishes from getting sent back. The old lady that called the cops on me had ordered a dish that was about a five on our scale. She was like, “Yeah, I like spice” but she probably likes as much spice as black pepper on her mashed potatoes.
Ignorance really bothers me. When I opened my first restaurant, our menu was five pages long with over 500 dishes. We had a lot of exotic stuff: pig intestines, tripe, rabbit, and frog. Some of the customers that would come in would get disgusted and make comments like, “Oh my god, you eat rabbits? They’re so cute!” or “Wow, you eat intestines?” It’s total ignorance when people say those kinds of comments—it really bugs me. The reason why we’ve been eating those things for over 5,000 years in China is because there have been so many wars and natural disasters, and starvation as a result. When people are hungry, you’ve got to get your hands on anything that you can eat. I wish people would stop looking down on others who eat that stuff, because there’s a reason for it. And as times have gotten better, we still eat those dishes because we’ve perfected them and they remind us of those tough times. We cherish them and make the best of it because these things have become integral.”
For the love of god someone pls bring me some mapo dofu or malayu.
A few weeks ago there was a scene in Hawkeye vs. Deadpool #1 that raised some controversy among Deadpool’s disabled fans (see full details here) The controversy wasn’t with the scene itself, as many disabled bloggers sadly related to the ableism presented in Kate Bishop’s character but were happy with the accurate representation of what we deal with on Halloween; no, the controversy was with able-bodied/neurotypical fans who are reluctant to believe that Deadpool is even disabled at all or are unable to understand disability in general.
What I’m presenting to you now is an introduction to Deadpool in the specific context of his disabilities and I will try to point out the most reoccurring themes that disabled people know to be ableism but able-bodied/neurotypical people might not have noticed.
Deadpool has a variety undiagnosed and undefined mental illnesses. Most assume they are either the result of his brain cancer or the ongoing medical torture he’s received throughout the years
Very little is known about Deadpool before his diagnosis of terminal cancer but regardless of whether he was neurologically divergent before this time or not his childhood was very hard in ways that disabled children are very familiar with
Parental/caretaker abuse/abandonment
(Which recoccurred in his adulthood)
and socially “other–ring” in childhood
As stated before, Deadpool has undergone medical testing and abuse time and time again to the point where one diagnosis we can easily make is PTSD
Anxiety also seems clearly straightforward
as is depression and suicidal tendencies
In fact, his most popular romance with the personification of Death itself is debated to be real (as the personification of Death is an actual character within the Marvel 616 universe) or “all in his head”
The only clear physical disabilities are his deformities
(which formed as a result of medical experimentation after his diagnosis:)
and chronic pain
What isn’t as clear are what fans debate might be schizophrenia
and DID
Along with his forced and voluntary medical treatments he has also undergone forced and voluntary psychiatric treatments
Although Deadpool primarily seems mentally disabled he struggles with not having passing privilege
and self acceptance
But his self acceptance tends to be of the “fake it till you make it” variety which is handily torn down each time by a person of able/neuro privilege
And whenever he genuinely deals with ableism openly people judge him as bitter
and lazy
Although he tends to make friendships with the less advantaged and likewise disabled people
people tend not to want to be associated with him when in “better” company
and are willing to use him as a scapegoat for any shortcomings they don’t want to take responsibility for
Despite actual ability or qualifications Deadpool is denied legitimate work
He experiences discrimination
has been sexually molested (something that happens to disabled people more than any other marginalized group)
and often lives in poverty
More often than not Deadpool gets simply disregarded as “crazy” or people try to find a “method to his madness”
but Deadpool is simply Deadpool and although no one else can understand it he makes it work for him as best as he’s able
