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Apr 20.2015 | 333405notes -
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Big Buff Cheeto Puff Food For Thought (a character analysis/vent.)

tarajenkins:

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Apr 20.2015 | 2008notes -
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inuruk:

jediknightcousland:

i think elcor elections would be entertaining

Insincere promise: I will create more jobs




Apr 20.2015 | 8746notes -
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typette:

witchtoys:

sidisi:

therealklt:

theumbratumbla:

The amount of people in the comments section on Youtube for the new Star Wars teaser going “OMG LEIA CAN USE FORCE?!?!?! WHAT IS THIS BETRAYAL. MAKE NO SENSE” make me want to jump-kick them in the face. Have you assholes SEEN Empire? She SENSES Luke in the Cloud City. Not to mention that the ‘another’ that Yoda and Obi-Wan discuss is Leia. If Luke was killed, or fell to the dark side, she was their last hope. 

It’s not even an EU thing, or something from an obscure novel. IT’S IN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY. COME ON, GUYS.

Fake geek boys.

it’s literally a major plot point for fuck’s sake ugh

LUKE LITERALLY SAYS “YOU’RE MY SISTER. YOU’RE A JEDI. YOU HAVE THE SAME POWERS, AND IN TIME CAN LEARN TO CONTROL THEM TOO” TO LEIA, RIGHT ON SCREEN

IT’S LITERALLY IN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY

fucking fake geek boys




Apr 20.2015 | 82242notes -
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vamptapuss:

adamnsight:

Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own. 

2015: we said we were going to romanticize brown eyes and someone did it




Apr 20.2015 | 639188notes -
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jurisdon:

3lm19:

GUYS PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO HOW THEY ARE ATTACKING AND RAIDING MUSLIM HOMES IN AUSTRALIA

the police are attacking muslims in their homes in the middle of the night, arresting women in their beds, men in the morning, attacing and humiliating us all

life is getting scary here for the muslims 

I didn’t believe this but here are some sources

Summary: Apparently they were trying to find local ISIS supporters and foil an alleged plot to carry out what PM Tony Abbot called “demonstration killings” to show that ISIS isn’t just located in the Middle East. They claim to have intelligence that informed this decision to raid. The raids were carried in 12 suburbs and involved around 900 police officers. They arrested 15 people during the raids, but have only released the details of one prisoner who had direct contact with the Australian Muslim who they know is an active recruiter for ISIS. 

To me this sounds like an incredibly overblown response to an issue that could’ve been solved by one arrest. Please keep in mind that the Washington Post, the last source, is more conservative. Since these raids have happen, protests have erupted all over Australia and the Muslim Australian community is understandably fucking pissed. Don’t let this go unnoticed.




Apr 20.2015 | 27299notes -
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tramampoline:

angrytransblogger:

marcovicci:

darkcountrymagic:

does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs

SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL IMAGE BUT I WANT TO GIVE ERZY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT

image

this one?

what an incredible description but on the other hand i too will never forget this image




Apr 20.2015 | 636653notes -
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kyliesparks27:

pikatru:

trashrabbits:

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

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I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots




Apr 20.2015 | 1072778notes -
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buttsaretheraddest:

meowboii:

riiri-chan:

still one of the best videos ever

This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.
I’m seriously crying not even joking. 

This is never not funny




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Apr 20.2015 | 52956notes -
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shaerahaek:

Corrupted!Dorian tho…. Aaaah, my baby turned evil… /I was lazy to add snakes/




Apr 20.2015 | 544notes -
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momiichilove:

big wall




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ddaroll:

Cornetto trilogy fanart for my friend who really love Simon Pegg :)




Apr 20.2015 | 16441notes -
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cccrystalclear:

I will rebuild what the many have lost

I will create a future with limitless possibilities 

I will protect and sustain

I will act as guardian for the many




Apr 20.2015 | 2880notes -
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femprincess:

marauders4evr:

Do you think Ginny came up with her Valentine’s Day poem on her own?

Or do you think she had help?

Like

Say from

I don’t know

A magical diary or something

That she always confided in

And would probably do whatever she asked

Like help her write a poem

OKAY BUT - 

“I wish he were mine, he’s really divine - the hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”

Only Death Eaters called Voldemort the Dark Lord.

Ginny did NOT write that.

VOLDEMORT WROTE HARRY POTTER A LOVE POEM: CONFIRMED.




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