imagine if tony goes “i’m too hot” and expects steve to go “hot damn” but instead steve just gets up and turns on the air conditioner
and the next day tony walks into the room when bucky goes “i’m too hot” and steve looks tony directly in the eyes and whispers “hot damn” and tony looks at him with a look of utmost betrayal
Why is nobody talking about the fact that lil cal made Dave uncomfortable
and the only other person who has ever succeeded in doing that was:
Equius.
the question is did equius make him uncomfortable bc lil cal creeped him out first or did lil cal creep him out bc equius could make him feel uncomfortable
You could try and take us But we’re the gladiators Everyone a ranger But secretly they’re saviours Glory and gore go hand in hand That’s why we’re making headlines You could try and take us But victory’s contagious
The city of Parma, Missouri, has seen mass resignations
among the local police force after the city’s first black female
mayor, Tyrus Byrd, was sworn in on Tuesday. Five of the force’s six officers handed in their resignations to the outgoing mayor — but they weren’t the only ones to quit on the new mayor.
in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?
i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete
like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”
“what sorts of plants grow on your planet?”
“i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say”
“tell us about the culture on your planet!”
“do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin”
“your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?”
“naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major”
