Me: *jokes about anti-Asian racism* White people: omg no you can’t do that!! don’t you know that’s RACIST??? Me: Me: wow Me: no, I did not know that, my very white friend Me: clearly I, an Asian-American, know less about racism than you,,
imagine if homestucks acted like those really really stereotypical superwholocks.
“homestuck fucking sucks”
eXCUSE YOU. WE KNOW HOW TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND CREATE YOUR PARENTS. WE HAVE FULL CONTROL OVER YOU AND COULD ERASE YOU FROM TIME AT ANY MOMENT. WE KNOW HOW TO CONTROL THE WINDS, TO PREDICT THE FUTURE, TO SHRINK PLANETS TO MERE MARBLES
“haha *pushes these nerds into a locker*”
*STABS THE LOCKER THROUGH THE TORSO* *SLASHES OUT ONE OF THE LOCKER’S EYES* *TURNS THE LOCKER INTO A GHOST* WE ARE HOMESTUCK AND WE WILL NOT BE CRUSHED
“everyone is banned from tumblr”
NOT EVERYONE. ONLY THE UNWORTHY ARE BANNED.
SOLLUX WILL HACK INTO THE MAINFRAME AND KEEP ALL THOSE WHO ARE DEEMED WORTHY.
ARADIA WILL TAKE US ALL INTO THE FAR FUTURE OF TUMBLR WHERE EVERYTHING IS FUCKING AMAZING OR SOMETHING.
KARKAT WILL You know what im fucking done writing like this its embarassing
Regulus Black died in a cave, drowned by reanimated corpses to bring about the downfall of Voldemort, and yet Snivellus is still the hero of Slytherin.
I feel like this came straight out of Sirius’ mouth
Feminists say that if they walk around naked and get raped, it’s not their fault. Let me ask you this, if you owned a bank and left the doors wide open with no security and you got robbed in the middle of the night, is it the robbers fault or yours?
Literally the robber’s fault??? They walked in and took something that wasn’t theirs??? They knew pretty well that they shouldn’t steal things??? What is your argument even trying to prove???
Also can we stop equating women with inanimate possessions in an attempt to show their value and worth??? Jesus fucking christ. I’m not a bank with the doors left open. I’m not a car parked in a “bad neighborhood”. I’m not a shiny wrist watch, or a purse left unattended. I’m a fucking human being. I am not a consumable good. I’m not here for the taking. And if your miniscule brain can’t wrap around that concept, don’t confuse yourself by thinking that your opinion is in any way valuable or worth sharing.
What the fuck is with men and their obsession with creating this digusting cocktail of sexualizing their young daughters, treating their daughters like property instead of people, and hyper-masculine insecure bullshit?
I literally saw a guy on Friday, walking with his FIVE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER (she was in a DORA TSHIRT) and he was wearing a shirt that said “Dad’s Against Daughter’s Dating” with pictures of machine guns. WHY ARE YOU ANNOUNCING YOUR INSECURITY OVER THE IDEA THAT YOUR DAUGHTER MIGHT ONE DAY PRIORITIZE SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOU WHEN SHE’S NOT YET OLD ENOUGH TO USE A MICROWAVE
^^^^^^ thank you I’ve always thought that shit was so weird
