starshipcaptainjojo:

darthtnt:

facebookstaff:

fuckoffedna:

facebookstaff:

Like when ppl are trying to get fucked up why choose a beer when you could have I dunno whipped cream flavored vodka????????

Try to tell this to a German ;p We don’t like girly drinks.

What the fuck is a girly drink how do drinks have a gender a dude ain’t got fucked up taste buds to know beer is nasty and whipped cream tastes fuckin good..

Not to fucking mention those “girly drinks” tend to be like five fucking alcohols mixed together to make one drink like what the fuck bro I get more alcohol content by eating the fucking fruit off my tiny plastic sword then I would out of most of your “manly” ass beers

cancerously:

people are hyped about mass effect 4′s battle system and squadmates and i’m just sittin here like

angrybabysitter:

i appreciate when characters on tv speak their native or mother language with eachother and there are subtitles in english, rather than pretending that everybody in the world speaks accented fucking english

wisperr:

hoelalola:

the worst feeling is when you say bye to a group of friends but nobody answers so you just kind of walk away and nobody even realizes you’re gone

wait…. this fucking happens to people? shit DITCH those absolute fuckers and let me be your friend instead ill give you party bags every time you have to go and then text you to make sure u got home safe like a PROPPER FRIEND

Dear non-Jewish followers (AKA some of my favorite goyim),

kaguramutsuki:

jewish-privilege:

hanslovinde:

If you are not already reblogging PSAs to help your Jewish friends/followers receive word about safety during this wave of neo-Nazi cyberbullying, please do so.

This includes neo-Nazi URLs to block and things to do to avoid being exposed to triggers.  There have been a number of these fucks using the submit feature to send graphic images of our dead–primarily from the Holocaust–to us.  This has been happening with increased frequency since Yom HaShoah, the Jewish day of mourning for those we lost in the Holocaust.

At minimum–and we should not have to do this, but staff is doing jack shit to protect us–all Jewish users should take the following precautions:

1) Turn off anonymous asks

2) Turn off the options to submit photos, videos, or audio

3) Block the following users– (PLEASE ADD ANY NEO-NAZI URLS YOU FIND OUT AND CROSS THEM OFF AS THEY DISAPPEAR.  These fucks are deleting and restarting almost as soon as we can block them because Tumblr staff hasn’t been taking action to bar their IP addresses)

• aryandoll
• deadkikes
• shower-anon
  

deadkikes is now more-dead-kikes

it’s worth noting that more-dead-kikes sent an ask to me implying that they were going to send gore to anyone who reblogged posts warning people about them, so everyone who’s sensitive to gore but wants to raise awareness should as well

popsiclegerard:

bisexualbucky:

the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm. i love it

THATS IT SOMEONE FINALLY EXPLAINED IT