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galoogamelady:

Pretty sure this joke has been done before but I wanted to draw Morrigan with Megquisitor




Apr 28.2015 | 26919notes -
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perfection    

yrbff:

tale as old as time
true as it can be
barely even friends
then some fuckboy sends
this goddamn text to me




Apr 28.2015 | 59330notes -
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Projected Timeline of Global Warming

crestedsouthamericanrainbowmacaw:

2030: The ice we skate is getting pretty thin

2100: The water’s getting warm, so we might as well swim

2250: My world’s on fire




Apr 28.2015 | 240500notes -
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Projected Timeline of Global Warming

crestedsouthamericanrainbowmacaw:

2030: The ice we skate is getting pretty thin

2100: The water’s getting warm, so we might as well swim

2250: My world’s on fire




Apr 28.2015 | 240500notes -
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bottleshark:

Zevran | The Sun

This… was not a commission, I just made this for myself.




Apr 28.2015 | 14687notes -
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doodlebonez:

I think we can all agree this isn’t Terezi at all. Terezi doesn’t stutter or stall for time. Terezi isn’t hesitant. Terezi doesn’t accept Vriska’s words just like that.

If this Terezi hasn’t been through three years of a bad relationship with Gamzee, then she’s gone through three years of something different that’s left her a bit too compliant to my liking. :/




Apr 28.2015 | 5297notes -
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My suspicion is that after three years, no one has the energy to argue with Vriska anymore. They've found it's better to agree with her. And Vriska has learned to make concessions, so for the most part, it works. But once our other two Leaders (John and Roxy) show up, I suspect we'll get some entertaining personality friction. :)

1234523524234252342342431-deact:

yeah!!! ohhh youre totally right, they are probably not willing to go along with all she has in mind 




Apr 28.2015 | 162notes -
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asukaskerian:

“In which a young telekinetic brownblood with poor self control, a sheltered jadeblood with anger issues, and a grim indigoblood betrayed by his once-moirail are put on the same laughssassin training team. A comedy of errors about the brownblood’s flushed feelings for the jadeblood, the jadeblood’s flushed feelings for the indigoblood and platonic irritation for the brownblood, and the indigoblood’s platonic disdain for the both of them ensues, provoking black feelings to surge in the brownblood’s thoracic endoskeleton cage. The indigoblood eventually reciprocates, only for the brownblood to flip pale on him etcetera.”

It’s Karkat’s favorite ashen soap opera.

(He uses it to beat into John’s head that ASHEN IS SO A THING THAT YOU CAN SHIP OKAY LOOK AT THEM MEDIATE THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER ahhhh babies. John keeps going ahaha but why don’t the brown one and the purple one just hatekiss already and then Karkat throws another manifesto or three on why that would be (hot, okay, but) UTTERLY disastrous because the brownblood is PALE on the indigo asshole okay but every time he tries to fix him it only pisses off the indigo more, and why it’s so tragic that the brownblood and the jadeblood both jilt each other because she wants him pale and he wants her flushed but she wants them both ashen so much more anyway oh god the silver-gray longing how can you not see this.)

(the non-official but v. pretty symbols, that I found here, are vulpecula, the fox, cepheus, the gardener-king, aquila, the eagle (there was no hawk. sad.), circinus, the drawing compass, pavo, the peacock (no boar! SO SAD.), and corvus, the crow.)




Apr 27.2015 | 92notes -
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catie-does-things:

do you ever read a fan fic summary and you’re like “this sounds like trash but i’m gonna read it anyway because i am trash” 

and then ten seconds later you hit the back button like “nevermind i am not this much trash”




Apr 27.2015 | 89181notes -
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trishathebrown:

baawri:

Barkha Dutt, of NDTV, shuts down white feminism at the Women in the World summit in New York City. [X]

This is utterly fantastic.




Apr 27.2015 | 120856notes -
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twizzlerrthedragon:

castiel-gmtarmfp:

morphineteen:

how do i lose 30 pounds in 1 minute 

go to England and buy something

Do British people get this joke or something




Apr 27.2015 | 406898notes -
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oneohtrixpointnever:

i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen in my life can someone tell me what that level of personal failure feels like




Apr 27.2015 | 305284notes -
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miyuli:

Some Maximoff twins doodles from twitter. Those cuties had way too little screen time. 




Apr 27.2015 | 44303notes -
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felixves:

I do this thing where if i have to go to a family event where I will be expected to be a girl I pretend I am a SPY and I am IN DISGUISE AS A TEEN GIRL and my mission is to EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM MY GRANDPARENTS without giving away my real identity. works every time.

  • your dress and makeup is now a DISGUISE
  • your ‘birth name’ is now an ALIAS
  • getting told by your parents to be nice and not yell at anyone being racist is MISSION BRIEFING
  • your entire extended family are now FOREIGN DIGNITARIES and you gotta make it thru the evening without being discovered as a RADICAL SPY
  • carrying a small water pistol and one of those fake-lipstick pens in your purse helps to get in the zone. the best part of being a spy is the nifty gadgets everyone knows that.
  • BONUS if you have to bring a friend of another gender with you to pretend to be your boyfriend. you are both PARTNER SPIES and one of you has to be the cranky but soft-hearted veteran and the other has to be the endearingly-assholeish rookie. 



Apr 27.2015 | 202072notes -
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vanukas-mestari:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want Dragon Age Origins remastered with Inquisition graphics.




Apr 27.2015 | 39068notes -
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