An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all fade away as time passes. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.
Srrsly they show black people being crazy and are like oh they are all nuts but when they do admit that a white guy or a cop was actin crazy its just “a random” tragedy. Its racist, its bs, and im sorry white people are terrible..
one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”
then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high
I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere.
Like, obviously Pokemon is still very popular, but I mean it was everywhere. Back in the late 90s/early 2000s there was not a single goddamn square foot of human civilization that didn’t have Pokemon on it.
You could wake up in the morning, slide out from under your Pokemon blanket, and go to the kitchen to eat some Pokemon marshmallow cereal and a Pokemon pop-tart. Then you get driven to school while listening to the Pokemon soundtrack CD your parents have very graciously allowed you to play in the car for the past three months.
It’s classtime. You’re doodling pictures of Pokemon inside your Pokemon notebook. You crush the lead on your Pokemon pencil with the Pokemon pencil topper, so you borrow a Pokemon pencil sharpener from your friend, who pulls it out of her Pokemon backpack with Pokemon keychains on it.
Time for lunch. Your lunchbox? Pokemon, of course, though you can hardly see it underneath all the Pokemon stickers you’ve plastered over it. Inside you find a Pokemon fruit roll-up, a pb&j sandwich made with jelly from a collectible Pokemon jelly jar, and a box of apple juice. (The apple juice is not Pokemon-themed, but your mother has drawn a crude approximation of a Bulbasaur on it, because she loves you.)
Then recess, glorious recess. Half the kids run around the playground, pretending to either be wild Pokemon or Team Rocket members. The other half bring out their Pokemon cards. Anyone who hasn’t brought their own alternates between discussing Pokemon card strategy and how excited they are for the upcoming Pokemon movie (so excited.) Somewhere in the back of your mind you notice Kevin isn’t here, but rumor is he managed to smuggle in an entire Game Boy and is hiding in the middle of the playground structure.
School’s out. You read your Pokemon Handbook in the car on the way to get some after-school fast food, with which you get one of an astounding number of Pokemon toys. Back home, you watch one of your favorite Pokemon episodes on tape (they’re all your favorite) and color in your Pokemon coloring book. Your parents, sophisticated adults that they are, read the lastest issue of Time magazine - which has a Pokemon cover story.
Then you have Pokemon-shaped macaroni and cheese for dinner, brush your teeth with a Pokemon toothbrush, and cuddle your Pokemon stuffed animals as you fall asleep.
Karkat is giving up on leadership and passing the role onto Vriska. THAT’S LITERALLY THE PURPOSE OF HIS CLASSPECT - USING LOYALTY AS A WEAPON AND TOOL AND PROTECTING FRIENDS
Dave just let Vriska do time shenanigans unattended. THE ENTIRE PURPOSE OF HIS CLASSPECT IS TO PROTECT TIME. FUCK I WOULD SAY THE ENTIRE PURPOSE OF HIS CHARACTER ARC IS HIM LEARNING TO GIVE A FLYING FLIPPANT FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING, WHICH IS NOT HAPPENING PRESENTLY.
Terezi is letting Vriska make judgment calls on matters of justice. UM. HAVE YOU FUCKING MET TEREZI PYROPE??
Tavros is bowing before Vriska’s every word. HIS ENTIRE CHARACTER ARC AND CLASSPECT REVOLVES AROUND HIM BECOMING HIS OWN PERSON AND STANDING UP TO THE PEOPLE WHO STEP ON HIM.
Jake has said nothing. WHEN THE FUCK DOES THAT TALKATIVE VINTAGE FUCK SIT SILENTLY?
I don’t think Vriska had to live because she would keep everyone healthy. I THINK SHE HAD TO LIVE BECAUSE SHE WOULD STEAL EVERYBODY’S THUNDER LONG ENOUGH TO KEEP THEM ALIVE AND THEN HOPEFULLY EVERYBODY WILL SNAP BACK TO THEIR FUCKING SENSES.
Bilbo Baggins:
Depending on what level of Dwarf Bullshit Bilbo has put up with, he could either be a tiny sachet of vitriol or simply a flabby bag of pudding and biscuits. Fighting him is like trying to fight a pillow case that may or may not be full of bricks. Unless it's Old Bilbo, in which case why the fuck are you fighting the living equivalent of a stale triscuit?
Thorin Oakenshield:
Please kick his ass. Put his head in a toilet and then give him a swirly, '90s style. Yeah sure Thorin is hardened by decades of war and living on the road, but if you insult his ego enough he could crumble like a poorly constructed meringue. It'll be challenging to say the least, but please, for all of us, just kick his dumb ass.
Dain Ironfoot:
He'll kill you by looking at you, and then his boar will eat your body and all other trace evidence.
Elrond Half-Elven:
Do not fight Elrond.
Thranduil Oropherion:
The thing about fighting Thranduil is that you would never know what's coming. Is he secretly a master swordsman, honing his skills deep within the decaying heart of Mirkwood? Or maybe he's just a pasty nerd who wears a crown made out of old cabbage who pretends that he matters but really doesn't because WOW he doesn't even have a Ring of Power. What a loser. Call his brow-game off fleek and you could probably toss his blond ass into the trash.
Lady Galadriel:
The only reason anyone would fight Galadriel is if they had a death wish. She'd smoke you. Shame on you for even considering it.
Aragorn:
I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and he has over 300 confirmed kills. He is trained in gorilla warfare and he is the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to him but just another target. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
Faramir:
Please don't fight Faramir, he's been through enough.
Eowyn:
If you fight Eowyn there is a fair chance you'll be banished outside of the realms of existence. It'll be bloody and quick, most likely ending with your corpse on the soiled ground, but then you'll see Eowyn's grimy face and actually thank her for kicking your ass. It'll be beautiful.
The Eye of Sauron:
I don't even know if you can fight a giant flaming slitted eye, but in any case go for it. I'd like to see someone try. Maybe give that little bitch some Clear Eyes afterwards, just to add insult to injury. That'll teach him to smack-talk when he doesn't even have a physical body to pummel behind the school at lunch.
who somehow managed to get onto johns planet before he zapped the entire place and all of its inhabitants out of reality
so is it that much of a stretch to believe all the sprites traveled to johns planet together with jaspers before it departed to the new universe???? i think not
(this also means there is a possibility for pre-retcon erisol, nanna and arquiusprite to make an appearance as well)
but the focus should be on davesprite because it has been SPECIFICALLY mentioned more than once that he is dead in this new universe
and since when SINCE WHEN does Hussie kill off a character without SOME ULTERIOR MOTIVE
need i remind you that soon regular dave’s soul is going to get sucked in that elusive house symbol and the only other character with dave’s soul is
A 16-yr-old African American boy was sexually assaulted by a police officer during a “stop and frisk” pat-down. The assault was committed with such violence that the youth’s testicles were literally ruptured.
Now, Darrin Manning of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania may never be able to father children, according to the doctors who performed surgery on his virtually destroyed testicles.
Darrin was a star basketball player with no criminal history to speak of. He was a straight-A student who never got into any sort of trouble. He was with his teammates heading to a game right after school when he encountered an officer who decided he was “suspicious” and needed to be subjected to local “stop and frisk” procedures.
Though no official reason has been given for the stop and frisk, Darrin and the other (uniformed) members of the basketball team who were stopped suggest it was because they were wearing scarves over their faces to protect against the extreme cold Philadelphia, like much of the country, has suffered this winter.
Darrin was put in handcuffs. When the officer began “frisking” him, they grabbed hold of Darrin’s genitals so hard, pulled and twisted, that the teen’s genitals literally tore off.
“I felt the officer reach and grab my butt. Then the officer grabbed my testicles and squeezed again and pulled down. And that’s when I heard something pop, like I felt it POP,” Manning said.
The incident has left the 16-year-old with felony charges of assault and resisting arrest.
