Quicksilver:
*Is quick enough to not only dodge a bullet but grab it and place it back on Ulysses Klaw's desk. Spends 10 minutes pushing people out of the way of a moving train.*
Quicksilver:
*Clint gets shot at* I'm going to have to use my body. It's the only way.
Okay, but Dash having a crush on Danny Phantom and, while he insists he’s straight, he’s not really secretive about it either because it’s basically a joke in the school that everyone has a crush on Danny Phantom and Danny Fenton is just like *uncomfortable muffled screaming*
Danny passing the A-listers in the hall and overhearing someone say, “Did ya see Phantom the other day? He was looking hella fine like damn I’d do him” only to have them all glare at him and call him a freak as he passed. And Danny is just like “I don’t know whats more awkward, everyone talking about screwing me, or the fact that they talked about screwing me only to turn and call me a freak in the same breath. This is fucked up”
One time I went to see Wicked with my friend and he's green/brown color blind so for the first half of the show he looked slightly uncomfortable and at intermission I asked if he was ok and he was like "they all hate her cause she's black that's not right..." And everyone stared at him for awhile and then slowly he looks down at the program and goes "wait a minute is she.... Green?" And that's the story of how my friend thought we brought him to the most racist Broadway musical ever
Boy hugs chicken is back! This time the boy has a haircut and the chicken doubts if she has the right boy. [watch video]
i like this because i’m like 100% sure she doesn’t doubt the boy, she’s just dodging that gross rooster that’s coming on way too strong
Why is the rooster gross though? He looks perfectly fine to me, or is it because he’s male?
because he’s showing courting behavior which means he’s trying to mate with her and she’s obviously not interested because she just wants to hug her bae
because when roosters breed females, they stand on their backs and grip their back feathers and the backs of their heads with their beaks and talons, which is less than pleasant for the hens. more dominant hens run away from males (like here, i assume she’s either just reached maturity, or more dominant) and more submissive hens will often lose a lot of feathers on their backs and necks due to the rooster’s aggressive mating, and will sometimes even bleed and get sunburnt from lack of feathers
a dominant hen and submissive hen:
it gets so bad that some farmers actually make chicken aprons or saddles to protect them from the roosters
it’s all natural and fine really, i don’t want
chickens to die out because i’m applying my human standards of
morality to their sexual practices, most hens go about their business just fine despite it and many roosters are perfectly cute
and sweet otherwise, but when you’ve lived on a farm and seen the sweetest hens getting bred so hard and often
that the feathers are literally ripped off their backs then you kind of
can’t help but jokingly call the dudes gross once in awhile
ps: sorry for ruining this cute chicken hug post
YOU MADE IT BETTER! The little aprons are so cute!
Animal behavior isn’t always nice or ideal, but it is interesting! I’ve heard from other chicken tumblrs that they keep their roosters separate from the hens to prevent this and other issues. Also, TIL chicken aprons are a thing.
Hi i just poured 13 gallons of vegetable oil into my pool for no reason and now my filter is broken and theres beetles manifesting in it? Pretty sure you gave me some misinformation last time i was here
I put on my Tinder profile that I hate sports, I don’t drink beer and I’m 150% feminine all day all the time and so many guys are like…offended? One guy was like “what if the guy you like loves sports, you won’t even watch with him?” And I asked “will you wake up at 8am during fashion week to watch live streams of shows with me because that’s what I’m really interested in. And he said “I don’t really find that interesting.” And I’m like THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARE ABOUT SPORTS FOR YOU OMG.
My favorite kind of characters are those goofball, comic relief characters that are very happy and nice. then we learn bit by bit about them and their underlying traits, maybe some self esteem issues, maybe why they’re so happy and optimistic. they get some character development here and there and maybe a bit of subplot revolving around them
