look, look. if i die tomorrow, if some unfortunate accident befalls me, let’s get one thing straight.

hotcommunist:

i HATE those yellow Minions. i have always HATED them. i hate minion themed things. i hate how they are EVERYWHERE and i hate whichever shitpost looked at those evil potato croquette lookin motherfuckers and decided they needed a full length film. i HATE them.

cloudruler:

everyone: haha oh man can’t wait to see how bethesda skimps on dialouge and voice acting

bethesda: we’ve recorded over 1000 names so your characters name can actually be said in-game, the male and female voice actors have been recording lines for over 2 years and they have over 13,000 lines of dialogue -

everyone: 

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

kirinandvlindertje:

“transition poses some ethical questions. Such as, from what age should you be allowed to irreversibly change your body.“

This of course completely ignores the fact that puberty makes irreversible changes to your body. But let us just rephrase the question: “from what age do you gain bodily autonomy?” Now it gets very easy to answer: From the moment you’re fucking born.

kirinandvlindertje:

“transition poses some ethical questions. Such as, from what age should you be allowed to irreversibly change your body.“

This of course completely ignores the fact that puberty makes irreversible changes to your body. But let us just rephrase the question: “from what age do you gain bodily autonomy?” Now it gets very easy to answer: From the moment you’re fucking born.

grumpiness:

kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

 

c-a-k-e:

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: *only endless screaming*

psychic: what the fuck

farleythewolf:

farleythewolf:

Hey jelly beans don’t forget when you’re working on your resumes that commissions 100% count as job experience! Label that shit ‘freelance work’ and name a few clients or projects! 

freelance/commission skills:

- self directed
- incorporating feedback
- adaptable
- satisfying client expectations
- working closely with clients/ working one on one 
- meeting deadlines
- communication skills 

What counts as freelance work?:

- basically anything anybody asked you to do 
- if it’s for a company or group name them 
- if your mom or a friend or a stranger bought a painting or sketch from you they are an individual commissioner/client 
(if your mom asked you to make something for her organization/club/publication/thing put down the name of that group as your client!) 
- if you entered a contest with your work it was created ‘on spec’ (speculative basis) 
- if you made work for free for a cause you believe in it’s ‘pro bono’
- sometimes personal projects are worth mentioning, it’s a ‘self initiated project’ 
TIP: if you worked and weren’t paid/weren’t paid a lot you don’t have to mention that you didn’t get $s

You don’t have to list every job you’ve done- go with a shortlist of the most exciting, while implying that you’ve done more!

If the job you’re trying to snag involves the art/design/the stuff you do, definitely make sure to include a link to your website, or a pdf portfolio! Make it easy to see your work!