HOT LINKS
store
click here!

i sell prints, bookmarks, charms and more at my store!



zlayaevreika:

odumb:

this is a giant cucumber that we found hanging from a tree on the side of the road. i tried it and it was disgusting so i threw it in the neighbors hot tub

this fruit is called kigelia and it is poisonous. good job, kiddo




Jun 22.2015 | 377801notes -
posted by:mineapple - via & src

bucky-assbutt-barnes:

but like realistically




Jun 22.2015 | 135370notes -
posted by:mineapple - via & src
vine     tru tho    

waltzforluma:

The show version of “Do It For Her” from Sworn to the Sword. (Here’s Rebecca’s original demo!)

This is also the lead sheet that I used when writing and recording the piano part, though I ended up modifying some details. Deedee and Grace’s performances are stunning–it was a huge joy to work on this song!

image

Music and lyrics: Rebecca Sugar
Vocals: Deedee Magno Hall (Pearl), Grace Rolek (Connie)
Arrangement and piano: Aivi & Surasshu
Violin and viola: Jeff Ball




Jun 22.2015 | 26848notes -
posted by:mineapple - via & src
aural sex    

I’m making a ‘They Care’ page.

theladyoflight:

wilsmiths:

reblog this and you’ll automatically get put on.

it’ll be a page with all your urls, leading to your askbox

for anyone that wants/needs someone to talk to. 

YES. GOOD.




Jun 22.2015 | 97506notes -
posted by:mineapple - via

australiansanta:

i feel like most australian birthday celebrations consist of too much alcohol, screaming, burnt food on the bbq, 750 flies, hommus/tzatziki/french onion dip (or red rock deli if ur lucky) and those $5 woolworths mud cakes 

image



Jun 22.2015 | 611notes -
posted by:mineapple - via & src

paradoxpaint:

goopy-amethyst:

stetsuninu:

Sorry

don’t say ur sorry we both know ur not

Oh god I miss youtube poop




Jun 22.2015 | 88698notes -
posted by:mineapple - via & src

nathxepsie:

This just pissed me off




Jun 22.2015 | 839215notes -
posted by:mineapple - via & src
r u srs    

kxngtrvy:

No my post wasn’t about all white people but

image



Jun 22.2015 | 4265notes -
posted by:mineapple - via

fuck-yeah-middle-earth:

kinklock:

[any huge middle earth conflict]

Gandalf: ima get a baggins 

image



Jun 22.2015 | 61792notes -
posted by:mineapple - via & src

the most important difference imo

whaile:

old opening:

image
image
image

new opening:

image
image
image



Jun 22.2015 | 31658notes -
posted by:mineapple - via & src

i-will-smut-you:

hatzigsut:

*goes outside to check for flying pigs*

image



Jun 21.2015 | 242295notes -
posted by:mineapple - via & src
o_O    



Jun 21.2015 | 14242notes -
posted by:mineapple - via & src

pearls-excellent-blog:

pankonkeso-s-confessions:

pearls-excellent-blog:

cerxi:

pearls-excellent-blog:

cyberamethyst:

pearls-excellent-blog:

gemwarriors:

pearls-excellent-blog:

punmonster:

pearls-excellent-blog:

Rainbow Quartz’s double eyes annoyed me way too much to be honest. 

yes, but have you considered

image
image
image

Yes, but have you considered

image
image
image

Yes, but have you considered

image
image
image

Yes, but have you considered

image
image
image

Yes, but have you considered

image
image
image

Yes, but have you considered

image
image
image

Yes, but have you considered

image
image
image

Yes, but have you considered

image
image
image
image
image
image

.. you knew this was coming

Yes, but…

image
image
image



Jun 21.2015 | 32434notes -
posted by:mineapple - via & src

Who’s ready for Steven Bomb 3.0?

thecaptainphasma:

image



Jun 21.2015 | 6795notes -
posted by:mineapple - via

crystalsoulslayer:

I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

  • make up some lie, or
  • eventually get around to “I am not working because of depression/anxiety,” and subsequently have to deal with whatever bullshit-riddled and completely unsolicited opinions on mental illness this stranger feels obligated to share with me.

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.




Jun 21.2015 | 233454notes -
posted by:mineapple - via & src






© EVILQUEENED