elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

nicknamenyquil:

mutisija:

celesteiscute:

mutisija:

are.. people aware that you dont have to be straight to reproduce????

Can someone explain this to me? As far as I know, kids come from sperm going into an egg. How do you get a kid with only one of the two?
(Honest question I am actually confused)

bisexual woman fucks pansexual man. neither of them is straight but they can have a child.

asexual woman fucks an asexual man just because together they decided that they wanted to have a child. neither of them is straight but they still managed to reproduce.

gay trans man fucks a gay cis man. they have a child that is bilogically their own and they are still gay as fuck.

two pansexual nonbinary people fuck and they have a child. no one in this relationship is straight or cis.

look at all the representation omg <3

any of these people goes to a sperm/egg bank and gets in vitro/uses a surrogate

99dog99:

it is so upsetting listening to so many males talk about all of the times they have gone on road trips alone and slept in their cars alone or on the side of the road, or travelled overseas alone and slept on the floor of strangers homes or in parks or at hostels and they appear to have such freedom in that they are able to be alone in ways that females, unfortunately, cannot…and there is an ignorance surrounding this in that these boys never seem to comprehend just how fortunate they are that strange people and unfamiliar places and the dark of night are not their enemies but rather exciting, promising things

That “be yourself” shit don’t work if you’re an introvert 😐

5sosphanandshortbread:

majestic-peanut:

Gotta be a whole another person if I want to get a job or just trying to make friends.

this shit is too true

wyrdoldetippe:

A lot of people for various reasons get stressed at jokes and humor they don’t understand, and since there’s a big taboo against explaining the jokes this compounds that stress. Someone set up explainingthejoke.tumblr.com for that reason. So far all their explanations have been straightforward and valid. Neither this post not that blog are jokes or attempts to trick people. Hope this helps some people.

fuocogo:

pretty-boy-jon:

ooswinssouffle:

appropriately-inappropriate:

rukafais:

graveyardhorse:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

TABI ANECDOTE

My final year I lived with engineering masters students. One night, I’m finishing up my final paper, I’m juuuust backing up my final copy, and my housemate’s cat knocks a vase over onto my laptop.

Which wouldn’t be a problem except my cable had been chewed on (thanks Kobe), so the wiring was exposed. Circuits short out, I fling myself back to avoid electrocution and by the time we get the situation handled, my laptop AND my external hard drive have been fried by the surge.

I mean, fried. Like, they-are-vaguely-smoking fried.

I start to cry, because there goes fifty percent of my final grade.

Ahmad just goes “it’s okay, we will fix”. I’m like “how the fuck do you propose that?” And he’s like “I have spare laptop.” “THIS IS DUE IN THE AM!”

And he looks me dead in the eye and goes, “I said I will help. Go get the laptop.”

So off I go. By the time I make it downstairs, there’s this chemical /reek/ in the kitchen. I go in and there he is, methodically crushing caffeine pills with the bottom of a glass on a ceramic plate, periodically dusting the powder into a cooking pot. Meanwhile, his coffee pot is chugging away on the counter.

As I watch, he takes the coffee pot, empties it into the cooking pot, lets THAT come to a boil and dumps in some of his Turkish coffee, AND the remaining caffeine pill powder, which by now is starting to look uncomfortably like coke.

He lets that steep, and by now the coffee/burning smell is so strong it’s woken up all six of the other housemates, who have all come downstairs and are vacillating between staring at my laptop and at this concoction with undisguised horror.

He pours this sludge into a mug, stirs in about four /tablespoons/ of sugar and slides it my way.

I figure that I’m probably dead either way regardless, so I suck it back, filtering the grounds through my teeth as I go.

I’ve had three sips when it hits, and I feel my heart trip on a beat. I must have gone white cause he nods, all pleased, and points me at his laptop.

Long story short, I got an week’s extension, didn’t sleep for five days, had a conversation with my BLINDS in SPANISH, and got a B+, with a note that it was an “engaging read and well-written, when intelligible”.

To this day, coffee any stronger than a pale off-beige makes my chest hurt.

I honestly thought he was going to drink the coffee and perform was magic on the laptop but.. nope. even better. Honest to god, I really want to know how that conversation with the blinds went. 

Bruh. BRUH.