brutusfeels:

haberdashing:

ofshxeld:

MY FAVOURITE trope is the 

“leave all your weapons”
*takes out far more weapons than expected (or logically able to carry)*

and then

“i said ALL of them”

*takes out a dozen more weapons from increasingly improbable locations*

And then
*stern look*

*pulls out one more tiny pistol*

gluskink:

gluskink:

They offered free samples of cake (like little pieces on toothpicks) at a store I was at and the woman offered me one and I said “nah I’m going cakeless” and I kid you not she said “what inside joke am I not in on I’ve heard this five times already”

i found it oh god

teenwitched:

mithtransdir:

alrightevans:

alrightevans:

‘There’s no need to call me ‘Sir’, Professor’ is hands down the most savage thing Harry has ever said or done 

Like I honestly don’t think JKR gave it the reaction it deserved. Ron would be cheering and high fiving everybody. Dean and Seamus would be hugging and crying. Neville would be screaming

sailormoveart:

Texture is just a cheap tactic to make your art look cooler

crazylifeofjd:

fvming:

the richest people in the world could give $100 to everyone in the world and still be the richest people in the world

-j

i have eaten Entirely Too Much Pasta

biebermynigguh:

how do people fall for someone and that person loves them back and they get together and they’re both in love like how the fuck does that happen