the signs when sad

simplyastrology:

aihtnycevol:

tbhzodiac:

Aries: pushy, mean, slightly aggressive but all they want is a supportive hug
Taurus: impatient yet sensitive  so they isolate themselves, binges on anything in sight, comforting conversations and rants tend to cure it
Gemini: silent, keeps it a secret, nerves and overthinking, needs to lean on others but never admits it
Cancer: shuts off all communication with others, cries silently to self, snug blankets, long hugs and warm cups of tea help
Leo: brushes it off externally while it eats them up inside, music and a social event is sure to brighten their day
Virgo: overthinks everything making themselves feel worse, reading to try distract their mind
Libra: numb, bottles it all up, wallows in themselves, socializing with people who truly care
Scorpio: cries at night, stays away from people and parties, fresh air and the open road clears their mind to free their emotions
Sagittarius: takes it out on other people in the form of anger, knows exactly what to say to affect you, allow them to simmer and calm
Capricorn: lack of motivation, on edge and very tense, seems blank and emotionless, a good long bubble bath with a glass of wine will help them relax
Aquarius: untalkative and cold, quieter than usual, normally doesn’t want any attention when feeling this way
Pisces: feels every negative thought all at once, anxiety rules them, irritable, retreats into their own world, needs someone close to trust with their life to help

SO TRUE

bootyscientist:

if u don’t remember the orange Rugrats in Paris VHS tape then we can’t be friends, fuck buddies, associates, none of that

Why the Signs Are Problematic

cup-of-tea-astrology:

Aries: your mom still does your laundry

Taurus: you’re an awful gardener and kill every plant you touch

Gemini: you read books for fun

Cancer: all of you literally look like you’re 12

Leo: puns

Virgo: you can’t watch scary movies

Libra: you have the absolute worst sense of direction

Scorpio: most likely to hate memes

Sagittarius: you double dip everything and i hate it

Capricorn: pokemon

Aquarius: tbh the dad jokes need to stop

Pisces: still emo

death-limes:

i love the tags people come up with for their queued posts, they’re so creative

“fu queue” “nevermind ill find someone like queue” “queue tip” “i would tell you but then id have to kill queue” “mi-queue-na captor” “queueball” “pssst that’s youre queue” “marukaite chiqueueue”

feel free to tag this with yours, i’d love to see it

they-better-be-mysterious:

madeofporq:

blacksteelgajeel:

novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse

but rather than go on some journey to find some true love or whatever, she decides to use her last years to travel the seas with her crew and collect treasure and drink and be merry

and on the day of reckoning, she is falling more and more ill, and her crew gather all around her to say goodbye to their captain when suddenly the curse is broken. because she gave her whole heart to her ship and her crew, and expected nothing back.

#i like it  #i really like stories about True Love that isn’t the romantic kind (x)

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Kidz Bop be like

thesassintroyler:

Mama we all go to school
Mama we all go to school
Im writing this essay cause learning is cool
Mama we all go to school