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opheliaincarnateMeet Hulk – the massive 175-pound, 18-month-old pit bull shattering misconceptions about the breed:
on “Do Nothing Bitches” and Instagram Models
“Mom, I’m gay.”
I love this video
It still gets funnier every time
ok we waitin’ on the announcement… is that the announcement?
LOL
Um, I’d strip in front of everyone I’d ever met, including my family priest, for 100k a night.
In one night we’d be debt free. By the end of the week we could buy and remodel a house and have college funds for the future kids. Where do I sign?
Lemme get up there and swing my wang around.
Boy I’m bout to fuck it up
I’ll swing, slang, and shake anything for 100k a night.
I asked my cousin this and the bitch said “Shiiiiid my legs gone be spread so wide they gone be able to see my next period coming” 😐😑
The last comment. Lmfao.
lmfao as if id be able to earn that much in a night
that shits hard, yo
Lotta of weird things happened to Steven this Stevenbomb.
Man it sure is great to be topical and on time.
Addendum: I hear that people think that I changed the Onion scene to porn and not his birth-tape. Not that this affects the joke very much, it’s funny either way, but it’s actually the only thing I felt I didn’t need to exaggerate. I mean, that shit was straight wack yo.
And maybe even capitalism.
im in starbucks……….sitting next to this high school couple……..and i think they’re breaking up……..i have my headphones on pretending to ignore them………but i hear it…………………………………..high school love………….
Ok so what i’ve figured out so far…….they’re not in a relationship, but the guy is acting like they’re in a commitment…………and she’s like whoah back up buddy…..and he’s like we have something we have something…..and she’s like dude you’re pressuring me, chill..……………..this guy is dumb af im gonna fight it
oh my fucking god, this fuckboy is trying guilt her into a relationship saying shit like “oh i liked you, i put myself out there for you, i talked to you on imessage til 5am for you!!! i tried to make a relationship happen!!!” lord give me strength im gonna jump this kid
OK OKOKOKOKOKKKK I LEANED OVER TO THEM AND I TOLD THE GIRL “LISTEN HON. LISTEN. YOU DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. YOU DON’T OWE THIS KID SHIT. YOURE IN HIGHSCHOOL, YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU. YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE STUCK WITH THIS GUY JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM. DO WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPP Y” AND THE GUY ACTUALLY GETS MAD AND HE’S LIKE “YO WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU” AND I SAID “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? I DONT EVEN KNOW THIS GIRL BUT I CAN TELL SHE DOESN’T WANT BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR NASTY ASS SELF. JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE NICE TO HER DOESNT MEAN SHE OWES YOU A FUCKING BLOWJOB” AND LMAO WHEN I SAID THAT I SAID IT SO LOUD EVERYONE IN THE STARBUCKS TURNED AROUND AND THE GIRL WAS LAUGHING AND I LOOKED THIS FUCKER STRAIGHT I THE EYE AND SAID “SHE DOES’T OWE YOU SHIT. GET OVER YOURSELF YOU PREBUSCENT LIL SHIT. YOU SOUND LIKE A GODDAMN RAPIST.” AND I STOOD UP AND LEFT MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT WITH HIM THE WHOLE TIME FUCK OUTTTTTTTTAAAA HERREEEE
You’re doing God’s work
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Gandalf is not too concerned with those who cant keep up #LOTR #impressions #Gandalf #hiking #notallwhowanderarelost
Okay, he both looks like a young Ian McKellen and also nailed voice and expression. At this point I think Ian found a youth potion.
for future reference it’s a really good idea to always post your art as a photoset accompanied by a blank 1px tall 500px wide image file, rather than a single image by itself.
because then if you ever need to tweak your art for any reason after posting, it’ll update in people’s reblogs too
witchcraft
I do this all the time! It works.
