i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
My teacher was grading our history tests in class once, and it was all quiet. Then suddenly she just threw down her pen and slammed her head into the desk. We all looked up, wide-eyed and confused. then she just sat up after a minute and whispers “Mexico is not in the Middle East.”
Let’s get momswappy! First up, Peridot! In just about every take I’ve seen, she still has her robot parts despite that she wouldn’t be a modern gem in the context of the general AU, which is fine, but I decided I’d like to go a different route.
Despite not being built for fighting, Peridot is fairly nimble and augments her form with inline skates when she really needs to get moving. (In all actuality, I just wanted to give her a Jet Set Radio vibe haha) She also enjoys playing video games with Steven on occasion.
Continuing from here and here, a brief update on Pink Diamond related things as of Steven Bomb 3.
With the reveal of Sardonyx, we are now at four counts of Pearl bearing Diamond insignia - and all instances are connected to the past and long unused things, which she presumably never thought or had the need to fix.
1 - Holo-Pearl from Steven the Swordfighter
2 - The space suit from Space Race
3 - Half of Rainbow Quartz’s belly cutout (transformed from Rose’s star)
4 - Finally, Sardonyx’s shoes.
Additionally, the ancient spaceship visited in Friend Ship features the old four-part version of the Diamond insignia, same as the variant seen in the Sky Arena, giving us another pre-Rebellion source.
The interior of the ship is noticeably equipped with pink-hued Gem tech.
Pearl: What we see before us is an ancient interplanetary gem vessel. Homeworld Gems used these ships to travel across the cosmos and land here on
Earth before the Warp Pads were built. But these ships landed here so
long ago that there’s no way they can be functional.
Since we already know (from both Greg and Pearl) that Rose was involved in the Kindergarten project on Earth before she rebelled, this being one of the ships she and her forces initially arrived on seems pretty plausible to me.
In which Max and Furiosa inadvertently start a scarf swapping trend with your BFF at Hogwarts (and later your crush once the female student body got wind of it). Both are oblivious to it.
My favorite self care tip is to pretend you’re a demon inhabiting a humans body and you gotta look after it, treat it right, cause these things are weak af man and you gotta protect your host
when they start revealing the squad members for andromeda i am going to Lose My Shit one of those assholes is going to be the love of my life AND I WON’T KNOW WHO. I’M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
