I’ve been re-reading the HP books and I got to Prisoner of Azkaban (be still my beating heart, it is still the best one) and, at Christmas there’s only 12 people around the dinner table. Trelawny comes along and Dumbledore stands up to draw her a chair.
She freaks out, I must not! When 13 people dine together, the first to rise is the first to die!!!!!
Except.
Ron had Scabbers in his pocket.
Which means that there wasn’t 12 people when Trelawny arrived. There was already 13.
Last night I had a dream that I built a robot and I was being interviewed about it and the interviewer was like “Can you fuck it?” and I smugly answered “What kind of fool would make a robot that you can’t fuck?”
Every time a cis person reblogs a gender of the day a fairy dies
srsly cis friends
it’s in their FAQ stating specifically for you not to reblog the gender of the day. genderoftheday is a blog for non-cis people, their posts are for non-cis people. please respect that.
A lot of people don’t know this (I am guilty) so just fyi to you!
why do men want to be gynecologists? why? why. gynecology is for females and should be practiced solely by women imo
I don’t think a fuckboy is gonna go through years of college education with the mindset of “I’m doing this so I can put metal and cotton swabs in vaginas”…. (more)
lets talk about the arkansas gyno, paul becton jr. who took nude pictures of his female patients
lets talk about dr. john black (gyno) who sprayed a chemical found in drain cleaner into his female patients’ genitalia
or dr. robert hadden, a gyno who performed unwilling oral sex on his patients and staff member
or dr. bruce sylvester smith, the gyno who raped (at least) one patient and sexually harassed many others.
and while we’re at it, lets talk about male gyno, dr. john marshall who tricked, drugged, and raped his patient.
or dr. paul kelly, an indiana ob-gyn who sexually abused his patients and over-prescribed dangerous drugs.
so actually tons of male doctors abuse their patients, and the cases of female doctors abusing their patients is almost non-existent. so thanks for your comment, but next time, try doing a bit of research.
let’s talk about my patient yesterday who complained that every male ultrasound tech that has performed a vaginal ultrasound on her pushed the probe way too far and clearly had no concept of vaginal comfort during penetrative procedures
let’s talk about how not once have i hurt any of my patients during vaginal ultrasounds, and if they have issues with penetration such as vulvodynia or a history of endometriosis, i take a long, slow time to do the ultrasound and check in frequently, and will attempt to do an abdominal ultrasound instead if warranted
let’s talk about how it is most certainly because i am a woman and therefore i understand my female patients and their comfort levels much more than any dude could.
^^^ all of this. Not to mention the one time I had a male doctor do my exam, he took one look at my sexual history and immediately refused to do any more tests or exams because he was “positive” I was just had a bunch of STIs. He didn’t listen once to me telling him that I didn’t think that was right and I wanted to be sure. Three days later I’m getting rolled into emergency surgery because my ovary had ruptured and had become infected. Yeah, gynos should always be female.
I have a friend who went to a male gynecologist and it was her first time going and as he was examining her she told him he was hurting her and he responded with “well it’s not supposed to feel good.” So she had to suffer through the exam in pain and was pretty much traumatized after. So yeah, I don’t think I’d want to go to a man.
I really hate to say it but I agree with this. There are a lot of good doctors out there but leave the vagina care to the women. I had to get a vaginal ultrasound and the tech had me insert it myself only AFTER asking me a series of questions pertaining to my comfort levels. I just don’t think I would feel as comfortable talk to a man about vagina issues no matter how educated he is.
alright my femme ass might take 3 hours to get ready but wheres my big strong butch girlfriend when theres a spider in the house????? hiding while im crushing it with one of my heels
He has revealed a CULTURE of unethical, violent, dangerous, and deadly police behavior that is the NORMAL and STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE of not just the BPD, but all police departments across the country.
Supporters of police will shout #NotAllCops, but that is a malicious lie meant to keep the oppressive system intact.
There are no good police officers. The proof is in the fact that Wood had to LEAVE the police force in order to be heard. Police officers who have a moral conscience are viewed as rats and snitches by their fellow officers.
“Good cops” are either forced out by their superiors and the other officers, they are forced into silence, or murdered by the officers who feel betrayed by the truth. They become witnesses to the rapes, assaults, and murders committed by their fellow officers, but fear retaliation, so they keep what they’ve seen to themselves–which is the same thing as complicity.
The few officers brave enough to come forward put their lives in jeopardy.
When good cops go to their superiors with what they’ve seen, their superiors retaliate by suppressing the truth and leaking to the entire department that the officer is a “snitch” (police officers are the originators of snitch culture).
In turn, the other police officers take revenge by not responding to the “good” cop’s calls for help when they are out in the field. They alienate and abuse “good” cops until they have no choice but to leave the force–that is, if they aren’t set up to be murdered.
“Good” cops are viewed as EVIL by other cops.
There is something FUNDAMENTALLY wrong with American police forces, likely because they evolve right out of the plantation overseer/patroller/lynch mob system.
Don’t believe ANYONE who tells you they are good cops because they are either speaking out of ignorance or they are merely, intentionally, lying to your fucking face.
Give me a John who gets more airtime than should be possible when he jumps, who never gets too hot or too cold and can always tell when it’s going to rain or snow or bluster. (Give me a John who dreams of flying, who has to concentrate to keep himself corporeal, like if he stops thinking about having mass he’ll drift apart, unable to pull himself back together.)
Give me a Dave who can tell what time it is down to the millisecond, with infallible accuracy. Who makes split-second catches like it’s second nature, like time slows down for him before a crisis, who can fast-forward through any of John’s movies by speeding up his perception. (Give me a Dave who can’t stop hearing ticking. Who sometimes blinks and finds himself ahead or behind of where he should be, who can never be sure if he’ll wake up the morning after he fell asleep.)
Give me a Jade who can make any bag into a bag of holding by shrinking what she puts in it or making the inside bigger than the outside. Give me a Jade who can shrink herself at will to go on adventures inside terrariums, who could tell you where anyone is with pinpoint accuracy, who can show up on any of her friends’ doorsteps like it’s nothing at all, who never gets lost. (Give me a Jade who misses being able to wander, who feels trapped, confined, in her body, on this planet. Give me a Jade who feels purposeless without Prospit’s quests or the pressured trials of the game, who feels like nothing presents a challenge anymore.)
Give me a Rose who can still tell the most favorable outcomes of any decision. A Rose who is never in the dark, figuratively or literally. A Rose who never gives a wrong answer. (Give me a Rose overwhelmed by all the information in her head. A Rose who dreams of tentacles and ink and darkness and wakes up choking on her own tongue, who knows she shouldn’t be afraid of what she saw but can’t reason with her own emotions. Give me a Rose who can’t tell if she thinks people are individuals or pawns anymore.)
