“lmao, bye bitch” *sniffles the whole way home*: Sagittarius, Aries, Scorpio, Taurus
*teary eyed but doesn’t cry until later*: Pisces, Leo, Capricorn, Libra
Probably feels sad at that moment but will get over it in a week: Aquarius, Virgo, Gemini, Cancer

Yes kids, it’s easy.
yeah but just imagine an imp or lesser demon who takes pity on a young girl whose life was totally fucked over by overzealous parents, and who was alone because nobody wanted to befriend her.
imagine the demon seeing her crying alone while he’s possessing, like, a neighbor or something, and shambling up in the stiffly-working meat suit and sitting down and asking her what’s wrong. Imagine the little girl being afraid for a moment because people don’t usually walk like that, or talk to her, or ask her what’s wrong, before she just unleashes and lets the floodgates open. The demon is so stricken with grief for this little girl that once he gets over with his possession, he goes in his true form to her and plays whatever game she wants him to play.
Imagine that she’s finally happy and that the demon must go and so while she’s bidding a tearful farewell, the demon teaches her to summon him.
Imagine a little girl with her best friend, the lesser demon.
Now imagine her summoning him again and again through her life. To hang out. To get advice. Whatever. And one day when she summons him she’s crying. Because something bad happened. She won’t tell him what. She just wants his help to make sure nothing like that can ever happen again. She wants to be strong. He can help her with that so he does. Then she uses that power to become a superhero & he has to explain to higher level demons why she can wield brimstone but hasn’t sold her soul.
@ whoever made the gay gay gay putin videos please do that but with donald trump
White people have various cultures.
Asian people have various cultures.
Black people have various cultures.
Hispanic people have various cultures.
Islanders have various cultures.
We all have various cultures.
Sometimes cultures intersect and share ideas/goods/languages.Stop denying cultures. Stop lumping cultures together. Stop getting pissed when people explore other cultures.
Just stop.

a homeworld amethyst totally based on rhandis au
my tru love
it pisses me off when i get customers at my job who tell me “at least it’s FRIDAY” like..no?? it is at best my Wednesday like are you from a magical world where everybody gets a weekend? fuck you
I’m laughing bc in food and retail fridays are the beginning of the three hell days
What a time to be alive
Rly tho
They all white
Neither Korra nor Asami are white..
Ruby and sapphire are red and blue space rocks too wtf are you talking about
I’m literally so fucking tired of radfems, part 2
No seriously though, the predatory/depraved bi trope is a thing that’s used to demean and exclude bisexuals from both lgbt and non-lgbt spaces. The only way you could not know that’s a pervasive stereotype about bi people is if you believe it to be true in all cases.
Bruce, what the hell did he do to you? The forced romance, the bastardisation of your characterisation, making you an asshole who does stupid science without thinking of repercussions, and this? Seriously, no. NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO.
Fun fact: Bruce Banner is one of my favourite Marvel characters. Bruce Banner is complex and layered and emotionally shattered. Bruce Banner’s father was an abusive bastard who traumatised him to the degree that he repressed absolutely every emotion for fear of turning into the same kind of man, to the degree that people believed he didn’t give a crap about anything. Bruce Banner’s whole life is about fighting against the impulse to hurt people, because he doesn’t want to be like his father was.
But sure, let’s just say he’d threaten to strangle a child. Let’s go with that. In the same world where the man who deplores violence and weapons carries a massive effing gun and doesn’t respond to comfort or reassure a woman who says she’s a broken monster, it makes sense.
I partially get this perspective and honestly can’t speak for the comics, but -
Wanda’s a grown woman (I mean, young enough to be his kid, but the actress is in her mid-twenties) who was - however inadvertently - working for a genocidal maniac robot intent on global destruction, and in doing so willfully and knowingly mind-fucked Bruce so he completely lost control of himself and Hulk went on a massive rampage throughout a civilian area and caused a shitton of damage and maybe some casualties.
I dunno, man. I think the most pacifistic person in the world would be pretty enraged at that point.I love the way you people always complain about how AOU bastardized the characters just because circumstances did things to them that made them act “out of character”. Just ask yourself: “What would I do?”
Because if I’d been mind raped to the point of nearly killing an entire city, I think I’d be a little more than pissed at the person who made me do it. And you’re saying he should forgive and forget? Really? Just because he’s mostly a pacifist? Have you ever seen what happens when you push a quiet person to the brink? It ain’t pretty.
Like, it’s fine if you all want a bunch of stoic, emotionless badasses who never change, but that’s boring to me. I LIKED what they did to Bruce and Nat. They made them human. And I may be one of about three people who do.
People are forgetting that Bruce DOES NOT like becoming The Hulk. He hangs back from fights unless needed, he needs to be emotionally and physically isolated afterwards. Becoming the Hulk is a VIOLATION for him, it is traumatizing.
Do you really think Banner left Widow for no reason? She forced him to become the Hulk, she betrayed him, which contributed to him leaving her behind.
Add in to the fact that even THE HULK realized he fucked u, just prior to being knocked out by Tony, the damage done, the horror he inflicted.
What Scarlet Witch did was effectively raped Banner through proxy via Hulk. She forcefully changed him, violated him. Do people not understand the fucking subtext of Banner’s entire story in this film?
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LMFAOOOOOOOO
Real tears 😂😂😂😭
You know what would help a lot to reduce the wage gap? Raising the minimum wage.
There are a lot of women and people of color in minimum and low-wage jobs, and raising their pay to a living wage ($15/hour) would go a long way in addressing income inequality.
So I did a bit of a Google and turns out American minimum wage is around like $10 an hour?? Y'all are complaining yet the minimum wage in the UK is like £5 an hour? Are you guys serious?
The minimum wage in the US is $7.25, which is equivalent to £4.62.
The minimum wage in the UK is £6.50, which is equivalent to $10.20
I’ve been re-reading the HP books and I got to Prisoner of Azkaban (be still my beating heart, it is still the best one) and, at Christmas there’s only 12 people around the dinner table. Trelawny comes along and Dumbledore stands up to draw her a chair.
She freaks out, I must not! When 13 people dine together, the first to rise is the first to die!!!!!
Except.
Ron had Scabbers in his pocket.
Which means that there wasn’t 12 people when Trelawny arrived. There was already 13.
And Dumbledore stood up.