“You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of” - Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces
“But you have heard of me” - Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Why do anime girls eat like this
PSA: The meme isn’t funny if no one’s in character.
Homestuck (2009) - By Andrew Hussie

What is this? Why is Sasuke Uchiha on a lemon soda in an Italian minimart? None of the other sodas are like this.
This is the rare sasuke soda, reblog in 60 seconds and good luck will come to you.
haha your ideal date is my ideal date i feel you
also you are taller than me (?) heck yes
10/10 would stand at the busstop for an hour trying to figure out where to go before giving up and going to watch cartoons w snacks and having a better time overall
my favorite straight white boy thing to ever happen to me was in my intro to creative writing course where my teacher made us read a poem by sappho and when my professor asked us what it was about one dude was like “um well she’s writing from a boy’s perspective, or maybe she’s jealous of this girl she’s writing about” and i flat about interrupted him and said “sappho was writing about a woman because she wasn’t straight” and he was like “what” and i had to say it again and he was shocked and i couldn’t stop thinking about the mental gymnastics he must’ve had to do so that a poem by sappho didn’t sound gay to him
#GrowingUpUgly
When guys in middle school would get dared by their friends to ask you out and see if you say yes as a jokeHow about growingupugly and then turning out sort of okay looking but you don’t know for sure because your self esteem is shot and you’re convinced you look awful?
#GrowingUpUgly
Being so wholly convinced of your hideousness that as an adult you now literally cannot even imagine that someone would pay you a compliment and mean it; the only conceivable thing that could be happening is that they’re either a) taking the piss like the boys in school used to or b) so repulsed by you that they feel sorry for you and are telling you you’re pretty because they think you need to hear it.
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what the FUCK kind of dragon is that
i don’t know but i’m reblogging it because i’m afraid it’s one of those “REBLOG THIS CREATURE AND GET WEALTH” memes in disguise, and if I don’t, it’s going to come to my house, steal everything of value I own, piss on the rest, and leave without even letting me pet it.
(gender, age, height, eye colour, hair colour, interests, ideal date, etc.)
Splitting in NYC - Logan Paul
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂