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I may have taught this spider to knit. I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business. This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.
Maybe it thought you were a spider
I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.
Rupphire bomb Day 1: beginnings (how they met, homeworld stuff, etc.)
It just helps to know you’re not alone.
HOBOY this was actually a thing I had saved in my drafts for awhile so I had to re-draw a lot of it but wow I actually got to use this in context of something!!!
do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity.
What if every dog is reincarnated into another dog after they die and whenever you see a person walking a dog who goes crazy and tries to meet you and be your best friend it’s really your childhood dog trying to tell you he knows and misses you??
Where all those white people who are hell bent on protecting Police officers? How you protect police from the police? Or y’all aint worried bout the brown police? oh.
Oh but I thought cops lives mattered? Where the all lives matter folks at?
Pilot:
passengers, please fasten your seatbelts, we'll be experiencing some turbulence. There's a Zapdos flying about a quarter mile below us and I need to catch it
Okay 1. She didn’t go off on Miley over the award. She went off on her because Miley thinks she can say what racism is or isn’t over a woman who has experienced it all her life, whereas Miley is just a privileged white girl with no real talent, and only has so much money because her one-hit-wonder daddy bought her a show on Disney channel. 2. She doesn’t bad mouth men, she simply says that a woman doesn’t NEED a man to be a success. Nicki herself has no problem with men, which should be obvious from her relationship with Drake. And 3. I don’t see anyone criticizing Megan Trainor for saying “fuck those skinny bitches”, so why is it okay for Nicki to be criticized for it? When Megan does it, it’s inspiring, but when Nicki does it, it’s offensive? Nice double-standard. Please check yourself before you wreck yourself.
