If you ever need to lure an Australian anywhere, just tell them there’s going to be a sausage sizzle there.
No but like. It has to be a free or a dollar sausage sizzle or I’m not putting pants on.
If you want to enrage an australian, tell them there’ll be a saussage sizzle when there is none.
What is a sausage sizzle?
What’s a sausage sizzle? WHAT’S A SAUSAGE SIZZLE? Sit down my friend, you are about to learn about a key element of Australian cultural life.
A sausage sizzle occurs in large public spaces, on hot sunny days (so all year round). A sausage sizzle is either free, as a draw to the event, or a fundraiser, in which it is acceptable to charge up to $2 for your sausage sizzle (gold coin donation). It must be a fundraiser for a local community organisation, however. Scouts, public schools, bush fire brigades, surf life saving clubs etc are all appropriate causes for the fundraiser sausage sizzle.
A single sausage, presented on a single piece of white bread with margarine. You can choose from two kinds of sauces, tomato or barbecue. Most of the time you can also get fried onion too, if you like it.
It is against the spirit of the Sausage Sizzle to charge extra for sauce, margarine or onion, however if you are offering fancy extras like bacon or fried mushroom, charging an extra 50c/$1 is okay.
It is WITHIN the spirit of the Sausage Sizzle to provide inclusive alternatives - vegan/halal/kosher - depending on the local community. Sausage sizzles are for all Australians.
Sausage Sizzles are part of all important Australian cultural activities, like going to Bunnings to buy hardware on the weekend, and voting in public elections.The latter is known as a “democracy sausage” and is considered a fundamental civic right. If you are unable to consume a democracy sausage on Election Day, you have been disenfranchised and are eligible for compensation. democracysausage.org is the independent body that oversees this.
“Why should a teenage boy be punished for nonconsensually kissing a teenage girl?”
Why does this seem harmless to you? How many people have you kissed or groped against their will? How many people have you raped? Where on earth is your moral compass?
WHERE DO YOU GUYS THINK RAPISTS COME FROM?!
they’re all just sex crazed men in white vans with balaclavas on? No bros.
Serial rapists are mostly you guys, men who don’t think consent is important, who think unwanted touching and kissing and sex is acceptable, who think it’s just a game and we need to lighten up. And you get away with it because there are so goddamn many of you, just touching and forcing yourselves on people regardless of whether they want it and thinking it’s all fucking fun and games as long as you aren’t holding an actual gun to our heads.
I wanted to fuse these two because i was thinking about what happens to their gems if they’re in the same spot, so i gave them two faces
I want you to know that I’ve never meant a meme this much before when I say: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
•I sound disinterested in our conversations, texting or not
•I don’t eat/drink/talk as much as usual
•I stare out into space more than often
•I stay in one place/a few places for long periods of time without moving v much
•I lose track of time
•I rub my head/eyes as if I have a migraine
•I talk more quietly than normal
•I don’t talk abt myself at all
•I make cynical comments, especially abt my existence
•I sleep too much or too little
this is not just me, though. these are common signs/things to be aware of and look for in people/friends/family members struggling w depression. stay safe, and stay aware.
would you take a million quid if for the rest of your life, every time you had sex louis theroux would stand in the corner of the room looking like this
like he wouldn’t get anything out of it and there’d be no cameras but he’s there
can I put a sheet over him and like headphones? can invite him to join in? I need more info this is a big decision
ok some ground rules:
he can’t join in. he’s not there for pleasure he’s just there to observe
you can put a sheet over him if you want but you have to cut eyeholes in for him. you can’t break his line of sight
as soon as you start having sex, he just quietly steps into the room and stands off to the side and once you’re finished up he steps out again
you can make him a little playlist if you want and he can put in headphones but if he doesn’t like the music you choose for him he won’t listen to it. he won’t bring his own music player
"What Harry found most unusual about life at Ron’s, however, wasn’t the talking mirror or the clanking ghoul; it was the fact that everybody there seemed to like him"
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This is legitimately the saddest sentence because Harry is so surprised by this like.
They like him. He’s never had anyone like him before. He doesn’t know how to handle it. The fact that people like him in the place where he lives literally blows his mind.
I just imagine Harry coming downstairs in the morning and all the Weasleys being like ‘Hey want some toast’ and Harry just stands there for ages because no one has ever said hello to him when he came down to breakfast before and if that isn’t just the saddest thing…
