Conventional wisdom has it that penis size correlates positively with shoe size, and negatively with size of car. Only now does it occur to me that this presumably means that clowns are spectacularly hung.
inspirational poster: “it doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside…” me: whew!!! good inspirational poster: “…it’s who you are on the inside!” me: ah fuck
Where all those white people who are hell bent on protecting Police officers? How you protect police from the police? Or y’all aint worried bout the brown police? oh.
Oh but I thought cops lives mattered? Where the all lives matter folks at?
um. fat people are allowed to be outside btw. fat people are allowed to wear clothes that do not completely flatter them. fat people are allowed to have their belly showing or wear clothes too small for them. fat people are allowed to exist in whatever they want and we dont have to constantly make ourselves look appealing + attractive. skinny people can wear lazy clothes and be called gorgeous but god forbid a fat person not put 100% into their fucking appearance every single day of their life
