dongstomper:

psychic: *reads my mind*

me:

fenris:

??? fenris isn’t just going to attack dorian on sight if he meets him wtf end this

smurflewis:

imguiltyofthis:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

this is the definition of college.

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

mayonnaisewater:

why do people talk about tumblr as if the entire website is one person or a collective of a few people 

“Notice how tumblr hasn’t talked about this  yet” man shut the fuck up you weirdo

nicknamenyquil:

bibliophile20:

just-shower-thoughts:

billionaire could give me %.01 of his wealth and change my life while he is virtually unaffected.

0.01% of $1,000,000,000 is $100,000.

Which, for some people, is as much as they’d make in five years of 60 hour weeks of labor.

And this is one hundredth of one percent of the bare minimum of being a billionaire.

i’m so sad now