lupinatic:

carryonmy-assbutt:

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

*thousands of cups of tea smash to the ground in shock*

*hundreds of jars of vegemite also smash to the ground*

signs as bad porn titles from pornhub

My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur

the-morally-neutral-spiderman:

I guess I got the human halves of my parents. 

My sister was not so lucky.

She has a really great personality.

You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for

dapperzack:

zackisontumblr:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

blogfrenzy:

homoboyfriend:

IMAX and climax

Blockbuster and cockthruster

Hulu and Woohoo?

Amazon Prime and sexy time

Church and praying for forgiveness

Asriel didn’t deserve that.

asrieldidntdeservethat:

Asriel didn’t deserve that.

you already succeeded undyne

you already succeeded

(open in new tab for non-blurry-obnoxiousness)

h0nks:

(x)

well i just finished undertale and my soul hurts

…haH! pun suddenly realized and intended!

The signs as kinks