spritzeal:

its weird how everyone, really, has multiple names that are used in different contexts and that many (most women, for one) people will change their names throughout their lives. like a guy might be called bobby by his friends robert by his boss mr burton by his co-worker he might become burton-smith after he gets married, rob at school, he might be robby to his mum, he might have the pen name of burton ellis, and he might be analdestroyer94 on one forum and forallthatsgood344 one another and that is all perfectly acceptable. people have different names and identities in different contexts and these change as they grow throughout their lives.

but then when trans people want to change their names, or young trans people have multiple names for different contexts everyone starts to get a bit weird about it.

this is the hot dog man of destiny

slavery:

urgalg:

meditite:

once every 15.5 years this man will fend off all darkness for you

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The Signs as RPG Classes

nightmare-pegasi:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

calibrate:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

Please explain

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded

skeletonorchestra:

consider the following

• bratty and catty sell you trash
• trash they found at the garbage dump in waterfall
  
• you can buy mettaton’s old house key (for 600G)
  
• which means this literally happened

• your fav is problematic: this fucking calculator
  

apocalyptic-genderpunk:

tereziinateacup:

bp-mikey:

nominominus:

just-shower-thoughts:

If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t that make him female?

wait

TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS

I have taken 3 years of Theology, 1 of Apologetics, and 1 of Anatomy and Physiology and I’m honesty stumped by this one

Those species which are parthenogenic (i.e. self-fertilising, certain lizards, snakes, frogs and fish) the offspring is always genetically/physically female-typical. So yeah, if we were to take the nativity as a scientific story, a parthenogenic human pregnancy (still a scientific impossibility) would result in an AFAB child, and since that child has always been referred to as “he”, voila, trans jesus.

marblecantus:

machina-rex:

the ending of megalovania seamlessly goes into the beginning of megalovania and im sitting here listening to it on loop and all i can think is “the second time you hear it you dont think ‘oh, someone’s playing megalovania again’ you think ‘megalovania is a lot longer than i thought’” in john mulaney’s voice

And by the end of the sans fight you think “WOW. Someone just played Megalovania 4 times in a row, OR they played it 2 times, and it’s just a REALLY LONG SONG”

this is the only minion i will tolerate

nochristmasinkentucky:

tummysquishel:

rikukari:

when people ask you for art advice

I’M 17 AND I’VE ALREADY WASTED MY ENTIRE LIFE

theoreticalrin:

supergameboytwo:

you’re gonna call the police on me… for my kinks? o.h.. no. what are they gonna… do once they…. get here? handcuff me? I guess.. theres… no… o..t.her way…… 

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

nazerine:

when you can’t remember where you put your key