my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.”
so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.
she’s so pleased with her self
incredible
parents are weird
yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.
you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.
but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support
fave undertale frisk interpretation: frisk is like 3 and has no idea what they’re doing
other fave undertale frisk interpretation: frisk is in their mid-twenties and everyone keeps treating them like a kid because they’ve never seen a human and assume that this one’s just a baby
Literally no patience. Threatens to cut your throat every 0.5 seconds, then proceeds to cry:
Aries, Pisces, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Scorpio
Stares into the abyss. Laughs at everything. Questions life itself and can't focus on anything:
Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius
would you rather eat for free for a year or get new clothes for free for a year?
Clothes. Before you dismiss me as being superficial, hear me out. Do you know how damn expensive clothes can be? Assuming that you get unlimited clothes for a year, you can get a ton of designer clothes, sell them for way less than the asking price, and make an immense profit. With this, you’d be able to not only feed yourself, but have a shitload of money left over for bills, rent, medical expenses, etc.
Here is the comic I made for Undertale Ask A story about humans and monsters living together before the war And the reasons the war started Hope you enjoy it!
