1pss:

once i had 2 let it rip so bad in class like i could not hold it in any longer . so i was like ok . it feels like a slient one . no1 will notice . so i did it n damn  .. man ive never smelt one so bad .. i couldnt believe it came from me . n u could trace the smell bc evey1 was looking back at me .. n the teacher was like ok . who farted . damn  why are u asking . u kno no is going 2 say shit just shut up n open the window  im abt 2 die .. n every1 turned backk 2 me n so much shit was going thro my mind then.. i was like the hell am i going 2 do . so i turn back 2 the kid sitting behind me n im like “clyde . thats so fucking nasty im abt 2 die. “ that was os evil of me .. damn i felt bad for clyde bc he was getting the worst of it . sitting behind me .. in the area of danger

kuuhaiyu:

beforuskanaya:

you know what’s fucking hilarious to me. frisk doesn’t have a run cycle. their sprite moves at the same speed at every single part of the game except for that one room in the true lab. so when they’re fleeing undyne, they’re moving at the exact same pace as usual. you know what that means?

either frisk is just constantly running, or they were literally just walking away from undyne’s battle

How Californian are you?

eggplantluke:

Add up your points and put what you are in the tags

• You live within half an hour of a beach (10 points)
  
• You’ve gone to the beach after school/work (15 points)
• You’ve worn shorts in winter (5 points)
  
• You’ve eaten at In-N-Out (20 points)
• You’ve ridden a long board (10 points)
• You’ve complained about 60 degree weather being too cold (15 points)
• You could look out a window right now and see a palm tree (10 points)
• You have blonde hair (5 points)
• You tan easily (5 points)
• You know how to surf (10 points)
• You frequently say “hella” or “gnarly” or “dank” or “dude” (5 points)
• You’ve gotten yourself in a car accident (10 points)
• You own more shorts than pants (15 points)
• You’ve sat in traffic for over an hour (5 points)
• You’ve experienced an earthquake (10 points)
• An earthquake happened and you didn’t even notice (20 points)
• Snow excites you (5 points)
• You’ve had Chipotle and Starbucks within 24 hours of each other (10 points)
• You’ve seen a celebrity in public (10 points)
• You tend to lean more towards liberal than conservative (5 points)
• You attend/attended an outdoor school (campus is not one giant building) (10 points)
• There are 3+ Starbucks in your hometown (5 points)
• You frequently practice the ‘California Rolling Stop’ (10 points)
  
• You’ve had a California burrito (15 points)
• You’ve had at least one fire day (like snow days but for wild fires) getting you out of school or work (20 points)
• You say the word ‘like’ in almost every sentence (10 points)
• You have a pool at your house/complex (5 points)
• You’ve been to Disneyland (15 points)
• You’ve ever been on any sort of “cleanse” (10 points)

Ranges:

0-100 - Not really Californian at all

100-200 - Eh, you could pass as Californian

200-300 - Congrats, you’re stereotypically Californian

everybunnys:

Rose: okay lets just go in there and
Pearl: we gotta do poses
Rose: what
Pearl: float down from the sky it’ll make u look really cool I promise
Rose: you’re a fucking genius

gemdervoid:

let blue diamonds pearl say fuck

hijerking:

babies playing with pets scare me

please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

kageprocrastination:

mybreakingromance:

kisachi-tf:

graffitinight:

charlesoberonn:

Can Saitama from One Punch Man be killed by the Death Note?

No, because no one knows Saitama’s last name.

Originally posted by raittos