Do you have what it takes? Are you the kind of hero who can singlehandedly sin enough to turn Boston into the new Sodom, just like the Prophecies And Recipes section of the United States Constitution predicted would happen one day?
‘Dogs? What kind of dogs are those? Dogs with no eyes? Dogs the size of gorillas? You think them things are dogs? Go out there and try feeding them some Pedigree Chum! They’re ALIENS, luv!’
date a boy who hates coleslaw
date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you
date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you
Male entitlement exists, it endangers the lives of innocent women, so fuck you, fuck your incapability to take rejection and fuck your friendzone.
The most disturbing reaction to this is right there in the article, where his father effectively says “boys will be boys” and compares premeditation of attempted murder to “a game” that “got out of hand.”
Dude, your son is a sociopath unfit to live around other people, and you’re an enabler unfit to raise him.
