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Switch off your sperm with this new male birth control
Experience the sinking feeling, that anxious self doubt of “did I leave my balls on?” (a sensation similar to the nagging feeling you’ve left the iron on or the stove but with fewer house fires and more unintended pregnancies)
this looks crazy painful
id rather just have the kid(s)
if i witnessed someone turning their balls off like this id jump out the nearest window tbh……
this is disgusting i don’t want machinery inside my ballsack
Yeah no who’d want this amazing reversible birth control? Let’s just keep forcing birth control on women, making them take pills that literally include side effects like hormonal imbalances, blood clots, heavier and longer bleeding which can lead to anemia, and literally “sudden death”. Because birth control should definitely be the responsibility of women only.
Men are so weak that they can’t stand the thought of something inside their ball sacks. I have an IUD, motherfuckers. I HAD SOMETHING METAL PAINFULLY SHOVED THROUGH MY CERVIX INTO MY UTERUS TO TRY TO PREVENT PREGNANCY. No anesthetic, no numbing. Just a rod right up my cervix. Wanna know what that feels like? Not pleasant. Oh! And I got an IUD because hormonal birth control pills were causing migraines and heart palpitations. But something in your balls? Nah fuck that shit, that sounds invasive.
Y’all over here saying you’d rather have the kids then take the burden of birth control and family planning off your woman and let her continue to suffer with the current forms of birth control that don’t even work 100% of the time? You’d literally rather have to be responsible for a human being for 18 years than get a simple 30 minute procedure on your fucking saggyass ballsack? Are you fucking serious?
I’m just saying it’s better to be shot at by a gun with no bullets than be shot at wearing a bulletproof vest. And the bullet proof vest might kill you even when you’re not being shot at.
Science has been trying to push male birth control for ages and I’m fucking sick and tired of nothing ever getting funding, or getting FDA approval, or getting recognized as a responsibility for everyone, and certainly not just the responsibility of women. Fuck this patriarchy bullshit.
“Hey, take this potentially lifethreatening medicine for literally the next 40 years of your life, because I don’t want to touch my own balls for a half second.”
Yes, men have fewer options for personal birth control, because literally almost every single form of it is rejected by them for ridiculous reasons that are far less than or equal to the discomfort or side-effects involved in birth control methods that involve solely women.
It all boils down to men not giving a fuck about the women they have sex with as long as they aren’t inconvenienced. They would rather a woman take ~40 years worth of pills that can cause a heap of life-threatening health problems, or have invasive surgery, or have an IUD, or or or anything as long as it means they don’t have to do shit. Look at how many men don’t even want to use a condom. I mean, hey, a 30 minute outpatient surgery to install an invisible switch that doesn’t affect their long term fertility at all is too much trouble or too painful. But fuck knows these are the same guys who would tell their girlfriends or wives to go get an IUD or have a tubal ligation like it’s a mani-pedi. Assholes.
I’m close to six months off of my hormonal birth control and I’m still suffering from the side effects. When I brought condoms home and expressed how this was the form of birth control I was leaning towards now my partner spit out, “oh I don’t really like wearing condoms.” Oh. I’m sorry sweetie, I didn’t realize I chemically forced my body back into the hormonal state of a nine year old girl all this time just so you could best optimize your nut.
Let me also add: You’d rather have the child. Well you don’t have to go through pregnancy which has potential complications like morning sickness, hemorrhoids, gestational diabetes, anemia, hypertension, mental health issues like depression and that whole death thing. It also just affects your body in general. I have a friend whose belly is still distended from the hernia she got carrying her second child, and she has to take time off work to get it repaired, because people constantly ask her if she’s pregnant (she’s not)
And then there’s the whole loss of income because at some point most women have to stop working thanks to complications with their pregnancy.
You kids and your Curies and your Nick Valentines…. back in my day, if you wanted to fuck a robot, you paid 10 caps to a get fisted by a protectron.
I don’t do tutorials usually, but I get asked about this a lot! I don’t think many people have thought of it.
I’ve use the same technique for patterns on curved surfaces before. It’s a good one!
Me with everything I make fun of
i’m fucking dead at this white woman demanding to know why this bear is interrupting her afternoon
i think this is officially the point where i lost control of my life
(Jon is my new headcanon voice for Papyrus now)
thank for birth
britain is cold but good
good birth
birth
never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride
also re: teens sitting around with their tablets and smartphones
like, if a kid can access the internet (with some privacy still) while also sitting in the same room as their parents, honestly that’s better and more social than what I did as a teenager, which was hole up in my room at my desktop computer that I couldn’t move anywhere else in the house
mostly what I see from the teens in my family is they will sit and scroll through their phone, but if something interesting starts happening, or a new person enters the room, or they see something cool they want to share, they look up and interact again, because they’re sitting right there with everyone else.
that is waaaay more social than 2002 me, hunched over my desktop for hours and only seeing my mom in passing when I went to microwave a burrito at 1am. way, way more social.
My whole family does this now. We’re all in the same room, but each on a phone, tablet, or laptop. Certain poop heads will shake their heads at how technology is dividing us.
But
Like
What do they think families have done for since ever? Talk constantly while playing educational board games every evening? No.They’d each be reading, or sewing, or writing letters or some shit, and mostly sat quietly near each other but not bothering each other.
yes this
It reminds me of the whole “omg people on trains used to TALK to each other” argument. No, they didn’t. They read the newspaper or stared straight ahead avoiding eye contact.
honestly it’s either gonna get to a point where tony will finally break and fight back with the repressed emotion of a thousand suns, or he will actually just go through the entire god damn thing just taking the punches and doing what it takes not to physically die, and whatever happens, i am so fucked up
But I was thinking a lot about Tony Stark earlier today and how bull shit it was for Steve to say he wouldn’t be the one to make a sacrifice play in the first place
Because in the first Iron Man as he’s hanging from the roof he wants anything but obadiah to get away and hurt more people so he tells Pepper to hit the button already. She then exclaims, “you’ll die!” and he shouts back, “Push it!” And if that isn’t a sacrifice play already then I don’t know what is.
Then in Iron Man 2 he is risking his health, literally dying the entire movie, just to keep being Iron Man like the people need so the suits can stay out of the wrong hands.
Then obviously in The Avengers he carried the nuclear bomb through the portal fully prepared to die in there.
Then in Ultron he found a way to lessen the impact knowing it could kill him.
Now, in Civil War no one can really think Tony wants to be fighting these people. His friends. Practically his family that he’s fought so hard to keep safe as well as the citizens this whole time.
In this world.. it’s kill or be killed.
so antoine and I realized that we both love to argue but neither of us know when to stop
so we’ve developed a “safe word” which means “this argument is going too far, and it’s getting into territory in which i’m actually being hurt,” so that we’ll stop, no questions asked
ours is “periculum,” which means threat in latin because we were concerned that any english word we could choose would come up in an argument
if anyone else Likes To Argue but doesn’t know when to stop: consider an argument safe word with your friends