Ideal Relationship Progression:

kolonialfrauaufdenflugel:

1. Meet. Become best friends through shared interests/perspectives/stages in life.
2. Establish fierce emotional support for the other’s hopes/dreams/ambitions.
3. Somehow, just happen to start making out with each other one day. Then all the days.
4. Get a dog.

pancakestein:

romangodfrey:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

grapejellyking:

why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents

schuylerelizas:

are you the friend that opens water bottles or the friend who has to hand over water bottles to get them opened