YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.
I just want you to remember that I bullied this man into deleting one of these posts - I did the world a favor. I brought so much attention to mister Luke Weber’s photoset where he drew his self insert courting Pearl and getting the approval of Ian JQ + Rebecca Sugar to date Pearl that he deleted it - it was formerly located here and now it only exists on the blogs of people who already reblogged it, floating around in space.
You’re going to have to take my word for it, but one of the pictures was Rebecca Sugar beaming with joy as she exclaims “you two are my OTP!”
Only one of these posts remains - posted to the official SU crewniverse blog for whatever reason. The History I Bear
You’re a terrible person. I mean, you already know that because you’re a self admitted bully, but I feel a need to say it to you. You’re a terrible person.
OP what in the ever loving fuck is wrong with you. Is your life really so meaningless?
Amy Schumer absolutely nailed what’s wrong with women’s health in America by literally putting Congressmen in charge of her body. But more than that she exposed the hypocrisy in how they treat her.
and the Billion Dollar Questions I’m sure tony asks himself a lot post-im1-fuckery:
a) was Ob*diah exactly the kind of caring supportive father figure tony thought he was before eventually deciding that tony wasn’t worth his time or effort and that he was a problem to be solved? Did he just get sick of him? Was it Tony’s fault for driving him away, or
b) was he honest-to-god playing the long game for tony’s Entire Life and never gave a shit about him and one of the most important relationships of his life was actually complete and utter manipulative grooming bullshit just so Obie’d get a fat paycheck, and
c) what does this mean RE: the rest of the important relationships in his life? Is Rhodey going to snap one day? Is pepper playing the long game to be CEO? And sure, he doesn’t want to believe that, but he certainly didn’t expect it from Ob*diah and look what happened there
