you: Never Eat Soggy Weetbix
me: Needto Erreday Smokethe Weed
doctor: okay so you gotta take these pills everyday for three months
me: …fuck, man, i– fuck, how am i gonna remember that shit..
I really hope the silver/gray hair trend is making sweet old ladies feel better about their gray hair. I really really do.
AU where Jasper is the most neutral character in the show
Praying Muslim woman sends university into lockdown
Authorities at the University of Central Florida put their Orlando campus on lockdown Tuesday after police saw a social media report of an individual with a gun in the library. She was reportedly nothing more than a Muslim woman in a hijab praying in a stairwell and police quickly saw she posed no threat to anyone. But in a perverse spin, WFTV 9 reported campus police muddled the non-incident even further.
don’t you mean “Islamophobic Bigot Sends University Into Lockdown”
this woman is not the one who started it, and she doesn’t deserve to be blamed for it with a sensationalist headline
when youre writing up a response to a post but then you remember that nothing matters and were all gonna die eventually
Do you know what I hate??
When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing it to annoy you”
Like??? I know?? I know he’s being mean to upset me. I know he’s saying horrible stuff to annoy me. And guess what?? I’m annoyed!!!!
I was literally told not to be upset, because his intentions were to upset me????
How is that not upsetting? Especially to a young girl??
THE GASLIGHTING STARTS EARLY.
“Sweetheart, its easier for you to just bear it than it is for us to teach him to stop. Mkay?”
So last night I came across this beauty
Okay I love this
book of life and road to el dorado yeah yeah yeah yeh yeh three way
poly relationships and sbf (straight best friend) Chell are my jam.