what the Heck is this overwatch vagina bones business?? give me the #deets

What’s your superpower? No rerolls!

kalgalen:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

kerbilgunnerz:

mineapple replied to your post:at least 90% of my baking experiments end in…

what what what???!! i tried the vegemite cadburys chocolate once and let me tell u we had a Bad Time ok so im having a hard time believing u

WHAT THE FUCK CADBURY DID THAT AND I DIDN’T KNOW??? when was this i am Hurt

but nah really the only way to go about it is to use the TINIEST amount possible b/c vegemite is a Very Strong Flavor. i’m talking like??? 1/8 of a teaspoon if even that. just to give whatever you’re doing a little bit of Salty Kick & the yeastiness?? 

(if you like caramel/have a woolies nearby get the cara-mite select icecream it’s the fucking bomb like salted caramel to the next level)

the Evidence;

it was very bad though okay

at first taste it was like !!not bad but then it Became Bad

palaeoplushies:

timelordparadise:

tassiekitty:

ranetree:

extravagantshoes:

cellostargalactica:

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH - THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

LOSE - TO MISPLACE SOMETHING

LOOSE - UNATTACHED

YOU LOSE SOMETHING BECAUSE IT IS LOOSE

DEFINITELY NOT DEFIANTLY

COULD OF - NOT A THING

COULD HAVE/COULD’VE - YES A THING

MAKE DO not “DUE”.

ero-hime:

ero-hime:

How can you honestly claim to be a feminist if you say derogatory things about female sex workers and trans women???

Four people unfollowed me after I posted this lmao, if you don’t think that trans women and sex workers deserve respect and acceptance please follow suit

lmao i just remembered that homestuck comic about dad seeing all the kids as adoptable orphans and how dirk, rose, and dave were labelled orphan, gay orphan, and very gay orphan respectively and i just

i cant believe dave managed to out-gay both dirk and rose. dave, mr not-exactly-straight outgayed only-attracted-to-guys dirk and only-ever-been-with-a-woman rose

adhdalistair:

there are some pretty bad ones out there, but I think the Joining is probably the worst drinking game there is

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

just-shower-thoughts:

Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

I’m gonna show this to my production manager and watch her head explode

even a production manager is a smoke machine if you operate them wrongly enough

You know you’re European when:

damnit-bones:

bowsandmeows:

magog83:

poefinnrey:

goldandcold:

pheuthe:

wordsformurder:

scyllaya:

scienceoftheidiot:

lynnerdont:

margaretapproves:

invisiblespoon:

They have to defuse a WW2 bomb in your city and nobody is really concerned because that happens from time to time. 

WHAT #noteuropean 

dude there’s entire fields in the west part of Belgium that just has a small “Watch out, mine field” on it, and sometimes farmers don’t know and put cows on it and they get blown up. Shit happens. #WW2

Happens because of WW1 (WW2 too but there’s less stuff left) in northern France too. 

Almost walked on a non explosed pair of shells while looking for mushrooms. 

I was born in a small town in south Hungary… they didn’t just find one WW2 bomb somewhere around the town… they found 1200 bombs right outside the town in 2014.

Yes, around 1200 German SD-1 fragmentation bombs… only found in 2014!

I love those radio announcements. This part of the city, along with this highway and also, all trains going through, are going to be shut down on Saturday afternoon because bomb.

And all anyone bitches about is the detour they’re forced to take because if it didn’t blow up the past 71 years, they could have waited another week to defuse it, couldn’t they? Eugh.

there’s a flood? oh hello forgotten WWII ammunition in large quantities
you go take a walk in the forest? oh hey WWII mine!
kids play football in a field? good thing they didn’t kick that mine they found.
someone actually looks through the old metal parts in a salvage yard? anti-aircraft mines!
tbh nobody usually makes a great fuss because it very rarely actually hurts someone. but yeah until now I was always like ‘lol another one’ and never thought about it much XD

There’s a roadblock in the middle of the city? Oh no worries it’s just a bomb. A whole block gets evacuated? Oh no worries. Bomb. 
#LifeinGermany

same in czech… we literally have closed forests where no one can go, because mines everywhere and lol, our neighbor was building water well on his garden last year and he is digging and digging and then he hits something solid, surprise it’s a wwii bomb…

Here’s one being detonated in Yorkshire in 2009 (from WW2)

Wtf are you guys ok

Yeah it’s fine, this shit is essentially gossip material and nothing more

aceofultron:

Sharon: “So I asked my Aunt Peggy one time how she was so successful in a hyper-misogynistic society and she said to compromise as much as possible but stand your ground when people don’t give that a chance.”

Steve: “Wow, so inspiring.  I’m never going to compromise on anything ever again”

wyldwoodfaye:

ithotyouknew:

I put on my Tinder profile that I hate sports, I don’t drink beer and I’m 150% feminine all day all the time and so many guys are like…offended? One guy was like “what if the guy you like loves sports, you won’t even watch with him?” And I asked “will you wake up at 8am during fashion week to watch live streams of shows with me because that’s what I’m really interested in. And he said “I don’t really find that interesting.” And I’m like THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARE ABOUT SPORTS FOR YOU OMG. 

this isn’t an isolated thing. women are expected to change for men. if you don’t want to have children (ever) then someone is bound to say to you: well, what if your husband wants to have children? i was thinking about dyeing my hair & my dad says, what if the guy you’re dating doesn’t like it? we’re expected to lose weight & to dress in a certain way to appeal to men. we’re expected to be less opinionated, less assertive, less talented when competing against a man… it never fucking ends.