The “sleeps with the fan on high under a huge warm blanket” squad

phasmascaptain:

just-shower-thoughts:

Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

noctis-nova:

There are no canonically white people in A:TLA. The Earth Kingdom is coded as Chinese, the Fire Nation as Japanese, The Air Nomads as Tibetan, and Water Tribes as Inuit and Sireniki people.

No white people at all.

None of them are white.

PSA to custies and tipping

lilitharcane:

Sorry this is a short read, I’ll probably make a better one soon.

I’d say when you throw dollars, the most annoying thing is people folding them into “cute” thing or crinkling them up into tiny balls. I fucking hate that.

also don’t put yout money in your mouth it’s dirty as fuck and I won’t take it in MY mouth. One time I had a custie on stage keep a dollar in his  mouth for a THREE SONG SET and then at the end he tried to hand it too me and I saw it was soggy and I’m like “I do’t need that dollar so bad”

Another bad etiquette is expecting to be able to put the tip i the strippers thong, garter, or bra. First of all, in some areas we can get in trouble and we can’t explain that over the blaring music, and unless it’s a fun or cut guy or a custie I’d already talked to or a hot girl, I don’t want to be touched for a dollar. I worked at a club where your stage was “tip dances” where you did a 3 second lap dance for a dollar and hated it. But so many men try to stuff a dollar in my bra or down the front of my panties to get to my pussy or in my ass crack. If a stripper comes up to you holding her garter or thong out, it’s ok. but tip her even if she doesn’t do that. 

And if you’re on stage at least tip $1 per song, even if you don’t liek the girl. Cuz if you don’t like her you have the option to leave. 

And if you come in but immediately go to the tip rail and don’t have ones, fuck you. Get your money first ffs. It’s not that hard, it takes 5 minutes max. 

Civilians reblog this please

queerpolyglot:

felweed:

systlin:

hohomylad:

daddydommunismkills:

patheticjunkies:

patheticjunkies:

the weirdest shit i have ever experienced as a swede is when around the mid 2000’s it became popular in sweden for teenage boys to wear rubber bands around their legs on top of their jeans. the more rubber bands you had and variety in colors the more alpha you became to the other teenage boys

i don’t understand

bring this quality fashion trend back to the streets 

could it be

the return of the anglo saxons

Holy shit

see this is what i mean when i talk about folk memory and inherited genetic memory

is this trye omg

sailorwingdings:

dear nintendo/gamefreak: how much money do i have to give you to ensure that litten never stands up in its evolution process

rh0dey:

Me: Guys why can’t we all get along?? It’s really not that hard to be nice?? :)))

Someone: Tony Stark is a villain 

Me: okay listen he-