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manslator:

krycega:

anti-feminism-pro-equality:

manslator:

anti-feminism-pro-equality:

manslator:

I think the problem is the ladies of the left, the arbiters of all reasonable human behavior, have become aware that there are still men fouling the public arena. And even worse,these men seem to have some sort of apparatus attached to their buttocks or somewhere down there that requires these socially unacceptable air thieves to sit with legs unacceptably akimbo while riding public conveyances.

Manslation: Somebody sat next to me on the bus and made me shift my legs closer together and you just can’t understand the TORTURE this inflicts on my TENDER PARTS. If my legs aren’t splayed wider than the English Channel my grapes will die and shrivel up into lil’ raisins. Also if I pepper this statement with enough big words, it might hide my misogyny.

you: “I am unaware of how biology works and don’t know men’s skeletal structure is designed so that men are more comfortable sitting with their legs wider and I ignore the fact its easier for women to close their legs and I don’t care if a woman puts her bags on the seat next to her but if a mans legs are open that’s MISOGYNY!!!”

feminists are wild

Here’s the thing. It’s already rude to put your bag on a seat when someone needs a place to sit. It is an established social standard. Also, guess what dillweed? It’s more comfortable for women to sit with their legs apart too! But sometimes, when you are on public fucking transport, YOUR COMFORT IS NOT THE PRIORITY. I don’t give two fuckin shits if you are comfortable. I’d love to flush my tampons, but I don’t, because it would be rude to clog other people’s pipes. Most of the time I’m on a crowded bus or train, I would love the chance to spread out, but again I DON’T, because it’s rude to everyone else to take up more space than necessary. Get it together, you utter tadpole.

men’s skeletal structure makes their default sitting stance with a wider angle than that of women.

men have balls that, guess what, hurt when crushed. no man sits with his legs so far you can’t possibly sit next to them. no man complains that you’re being rude if you ask him to scoot over a bit. literally no one… except maybe crazy people. like you.

PS I love your tags #mantrum #cissexism. I didn’t know a woman with a vagina could through a mantrum. I suppose you’re throwing a femtrum then huh?

No penis, no opinion.

But let me give you an example from someone with testicles. 

Testicles get incredibly warm and they become like soupy eggs. Unfortunately, they’re still highly sensitive and so they make us spread our legs farther. Especially with how narrow our hips can be, our legs make it uncomfortable to have two sensitive meat sacks hanging where they are.

Having our legs too close to our testicles causes a ton of pinching, uncomfortable rolling, and sitting on, our jewels. Especially when it gets too warm for our pants.

Learn male biology and stop being dumb.

Again, as a person who rides a bus to work every single day and has the courtesy not to sit like a fucking starfish when I have a bus buddy, I don’t give one single, solitary, lonely-ass fuck about your poor sad sensi juevos while you’re on public transportation. It is not a conveyance designed to ensure maximum comfort and ease for your soupy sac. When you’re on a crowded bus, train, or plane, shut the fuck up and adjust your cream of wheat testicle bag such that it rests atop your fucking legs, and my god, please don’t ever, ever, ever, ever assume that I care how your balls feel at ANY time.

caringsuggestion:

Chris Brown beat Rihanna and, rightfully, got CRUCIFIED BY EVERYONE. The same situation happens with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard and the media and the public are just like “meh”. Like what the FUCK are y'all willing to let the white man get away with. I’m so disgusted. This woman is photographed with a huge bruise on her face and says that this has been constant; this woman is TERRIFIED, but people are gonna let him get away with it bc he’s white??? Nasty.

Homesucc

cashwheel:

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