tiinyufo:

are you a witch or fairy person? a scented candle or incense person? a blueberry or strawberry person? an opal or diamond person? a vinyl or cassette person?

devidementia:

felwinter:

did… did tumblr slightly off-center the entire feed just to make the recommended blogs section longer?

I didn’t even notice until you made this post god I hate this website more and more every day

writing-prompt-s:

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

coldmackerel:

if u donuts wanna start shipping new star wars characters then be my fucking guest but mama din’t raise no fool. im waitin til i know who related to who so i don’t have to spend the next ten years in the shower praying for forgiveness. fool me once, george lucas.

lukewarmskywalker:

lizardsister:

out of all the forms of transportation in the zombie post-apocalypse why would ya pick a loud ass motorcycle

how else do I let the zombies know i gotta big dick and I get the ladies