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  1. me: *casually riding my bike through the woods*
  2. some dumb fuck hiding in the trees: *starts shooting at me*
  3. me: good thing i came prepared *whips out pistol and shoots him in the face without slowing down the bike*



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jasta11:

Canadian military cycling magazine from 1915.




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filenames:

last_man_standing.webm




Aug 7.2016 | 2001notes -
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video     play of the game    

two-pistols-and-a-blink:

starpatches:

I want these outfit colour options in pokego

But what if you could choose your favorite Pokemon and the game would customize your character to the same color scheme.




Aug 7.2016 | 62834notes -
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octosmagiccastle:

terezi-trash:

I couldn’t help myself

Sequel to this

HIlarious (and well edited!)




Aug 6.2016 | 22661notes -
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video    

pastelprettybabe:

eronthebender:

futureblackpolitician:

germanni:

phuckallat:

This dude is seriously mad because she got a job? Really?

White people are so annoying. Like watch if she would have sat around doing nothing they’d complain she doesn’t deserve this and that and bullshit. Let the lil girl work if she wanna work. She needs a resume. They don’t do shit to help people get jobs but wanna complain smh.

And plus the place she’s working is a restaurant at Martha’s Vineyard so I doubt it’s a place that regular degular people could have the opportunity to work at. It’s probably exclusive for rich kids who just need extra cash or work experience.

If The first family had been white they would’ve talked about how courageous the president was and how they were so proud that Sasha has a job and is reintegrating back into American society. And how down to earth with the average American the family is to let their daughter get a regular cashier job.

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Aug 6.2016 | 33379notes -
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buttonnoses:

me: why am i not mysterious :(
me: *is warm, approachable, and prone to over sharing after minimal social interaction*
me: :(




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its-supercar:

well actually, all the overwatch characters are canonically straight, because when zenyatta pops his ult and says “gays, into the iris” his teammates run away




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Reblog with who your partner pokemon would be in the tags!

ommanyte:

You know, your best pal, your bud, who follows you everywhere, who sits on your shoulder (or maybe you sit on theirs). We’re talking Ash and Pikachu levels of companionship.




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etherealallura:

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Aug 6.2016 | 16097notes -
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ybee:

seriously sit and try to think about how ridiculous naruto’s backstory is. The 3rd didn’t give a shit and just left him money sometimes and when he’s like ‘why don’t I have parents?’ instead of just being like ‘kid they died’ he goes ‘sTOP ASKING QUESTIONS!!’ also where was jiraya?? hello? your student had a kid and then he died and they named the kid after your shitty oc and you’re not even going to help take care of it?? even until he can maybe take care of himself?? WHERE is the ninja orphanage. WHO was checking up on naruto in his tiny apartment that they put him in when he was like 5 years old. Who let Sasuke go and live in the house his family was murdered in.  




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yeah????    

musical-gopher:

rebeccasugar:

2015 secret crew holiday card - Merry Bismuth!

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terezi-discourse:

karkatvantasistrans:

Terezi: I’ve done some great things in another timeline but I can’t really feel like that’s me because I wasn’t the me who did that and I don’t know if this version of me could even ever have the potential to understand how to do that

Dirk: *Points to versions of himself committing Fucking Atrocities*

I did that, and that, that’s me too, I’m doing that, That’s Me, #me, #same

Official rule of being an emotionally closed asshole with shades who loves plushes and mind games: If your alternate self did something good, they’re someone else and you could never be as adequate and successful as them. If your alternate self fucked up, that’s on you. and you’re the worst. 




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