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bumbleshark:

so what happened that day?? cropped these gems out so you could get a closer look ye.




Aug 10.2016 | 12707notes -
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bpdhanzo:

I hope nobody did this already. Our big beefy in all her glory.

I had to make up her color pallet for the moon because Jasper doesn’t have one.

also

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Aug 10.2016 | 9888notes -
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jokerkat:

mikkynga:

stevenuniverserants:

gemtallium:

joremaster:

Meet the only non-fusion gem to poof Jasper on screen

Meet the only Gem to poof Jasper. Period.

Things Jasper has survived:

•Being repeatedly punched in the head by Garnet •Being thrown into a ships power core •which then exploded •which then exploded again after the ship crashed from orbit •Being Malachite •Being Malachite being beaten up by Alexandrite •water punched by Lapis for miles •Power slammed by Stevonnie •Smacked around by Smokey Quartz

List of things Jasper hasn’t survived:

•Peridot with a sharp stick

IT WAS AN ENTIRE BAR OF STEEL!!!! 

So she’s impervious to blunt force trauma, but sharp force trauma makes her go poof.




Aug 10.2016 | 42154notes -
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rallings:

alone at sea looks great




Aug 10.2016 | 31427notes -
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btw i feel bad that the crystal gems are keeping jasper from her five gfs




Aug 10.2016 | 3notes -
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wouldnt a guntana work better if it was a normal gun but when u fired a blade would shoot out and bam, its time to duel

iguanamouth:

god you mean. like this

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alternatively: a gun that just straight up shoots swords

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never bring a sword gun to a knife gun fight

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Aug 10.2016 | 49978notes -
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mopbsycho:

SHE JUST WANTS A GF!!!!




Aug 10.2016 | 44906notes -
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copperpossem:

“Jasper”: *let’s doc sit on her lap*

Eyeball:

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Originally posted by roses-fountain




Aug 10.2016 | 16206notes -
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snout:

iwillsearchthenight:

snout:

snout:

people on this site will make the biggest scene whenever any of the crystal gems has the tiniest flaw but i don’t see ANYBODY talking about all of the innocent people steven callously stabs per episode ..? :/

it seems like almost every time i watch the show i’m like, great, another steven’s knife episode. it’s like, enough? we get it??

what the fuck are you talking about?

stevens knife. why isnt anybody talking about this




Aug 10.2016 | 43191notes -
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Aug 10.2016 | 18207notes -
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rcdart:

i almost couldnt finish this i was laughing too hard




Aug 10.2016 | 14172notes -
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okay okay okay look

heres the rule

if ive got food and i dont offer you any DO NOT FUCKING TAKE MY FOOD

bUT

if ive got food and i offer you some

YOU BETTER FUCKING TAKE IT




Aug 10.2016 | 1notes -
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sad-skull:

so if gems are born knowing their purpose…

twitter




Aug 10.2016 | 31418notes -
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Aug 10.2016 | 43576notes -
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aph-fineland:

*australian government voice* i think making the census online is a Fantastic™ idea, 9 million+ households trying to access the same website on the same night will 100% work without a doubt,,, the website wont crash, we will have the most Accurate™ census ever!




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