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Oct 12.2016 | 212885notes -
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nervmaid:

when they do ya girl dirty so you gotta take matters into ur own hands




Oct 12.2016 | 10231notes -
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YES THANK U    

croptopandapistol:

babyegg:

When ppl kno about ur depression and they randomly ask “are you okay? How are you doing?” In that special voice

Whats up u depressed bastard




Oct 12.2016 | 314032notes -
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kyleehenke:

im not really into McHanzo but when their new voice interactions came out even my unbelieving ass was like

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Oct 12.2016 | 2574notes -
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southernrabbot:

Some tough guy trying to intimidate me: I eat little punks like you for breakfast.

Me, a smartass: Ew, you’re into vore?

Him: NOW LOOK HERE Y-




Oct 12.2016 | 52997notes -
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trjoel:

I’m




Oct 12.2016 | 176682notes -
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ensyme:

my American gf: pound me
me: what’s that in metric




Oct 11.2016 | 169335notes -
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omgsamchap:

Baby emus are a gift




Oct 11.2016 | 118547notes -
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pettyrevenge:

I work a crappy retail job, and we just started putting out our christmas stock (It kills me to say that when it isn’t even Halloween yet). I was working the register while my coworker was in the back room handling a delivery. It was a quiet night, no customers for about half an hour, and in walks a woman with her three year old daughter.

They start looking in the christmas aisle. I happen to walk by it about ten minutes later, and the aisle is completely trashed. I watch as her daughter pulls three pegs worth of garland off the wall, then as her mother picks out the color she wants and leaves the rest on the floor. This woman had allowed her daughter to do this for nearly everything in the aisle. She saw me, took her daughters hand and said “Come on honey, lets go check out while this nice lady cleans up.” And she leads her kid toward the check out.

Well, jokes on you, lady. I’m the only one working them tonight! I start cleaning the aisle (very slowly) while she waits at the register. After a few minutes, the lady looks at me and clears her throat. I look up, smile and say “I’m sorry, but company policy states that I can’t leave any obstruction in an aisle unattended. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.” And I go back to cleaning. Made her wait for a good twenty minutes trying to entertain a bored, increasingly whiny toddler before I came up and wrang her stuff up. I made sure to give her my biggest smile as I handed her her change and said “Have a nice night!”.




Oct 11.2016 | 5503notes -
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good    

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

your hometown + the last food you ate is your cryptid name

for example: i am the manhattan cheerio




Oct 11.2016 | 81458notes -
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fridjitzu:

did-you-kno:

Scientists invented fabric that makes electricity from motion and sunlight. To create the fabric, researchers at Georgia Tech wove together solar cell fibers with materials that generate power from movement. It could be used in “tents, curtains, or wearable garments,” meaning we’d virtually never be without power. Source

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Oct 11.2016 | 338795notes -
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cloudruler:

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

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Oct 11.2016 | 380733notes -
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je ne parle frAncais BITCH!!!!!!!Je ne comprend pas! Eat mon ass




Oct 11.2016 | 69030notes -
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prochoice-or-gtfo:

alternian-neverland:

redbloodedamerica:

did-you-kno:

In Finland, speeding tickets are calculated based on your income - causing some Finnish millionaires to pay fines of over $100,000. Source

This is what “equality” looks like in that liberal fairy tale land of Finland.  They punish you proportionately to how successful you are.  Sounds really “fair.”

Except… it is fair? Because it’s proportionate. I don’t get what’s difficult about that. An impoverished person paying $400 dollar fine isn’t the same as a millionaire paying the same amount. For the poor person, $400 dollars could mean starving. Would you really claim it would have the same consequence for a rich man? Would it even be noticeable to him, while the absence of food in their stomach would be glaring to a poorer man? Would it be fair for a man to starve for the same crime as a man that would be having a three course meal?

By taking income into account, it allows the impoverished able to still survive while paying any fines they may incur. And, ultimately, while $100,000 dollars would be noticeable to a millionaire, they would still get by. And, assuming the law is properly implemented, they would be paying the same equivalent of their yearly income that a poorer person would. That’s what makes it fair. They would be impacted the same way - but you are looking at the amount rather than the equation.

Also, it’s important to make sure that even the rich would pause at the cost of a fine. They need to fear the law just as a poor man does. 

Oh no… rich people facing fines that might actually make them consider not doing illegal things because the punishments might actually hurt them… how unfair…
-V




Oct 11.2016 | 355467notes -
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tyleroakley:

micdotcom:

Former US Attorney General Eric Holder shuts down Trump for threatening to jail Clinton

In a rare series of tweets, former United States Attorney General Eric Holder slammed Donald Trump for threatening to abuse presidential power to order the AG and jail Hillary Clinton. In a follow up tweet, Holder expressed two other critical reasons why he believes people must vote for Hillary.

make sure you’re registered to vote here




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