thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ladyslamboleyn:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vo-kopen:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

saberghatz:

saberghatz:

saberghatz:

saberghatz:

saberghatz:

saberghatz:

saberghatz:

I’M SO FUCKED UP OVER MANDALA EFFECT CONSPIRACIES RIGHT NOW

WHAT’S THE MOST ICONIC THING ABOUT THE MONOPOLY DUDE??
HIS MONOCLE, RIGHT? EVERYONE REMEMBERS THAT.

WELL WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

AND YOU KNOW KIT-KATS??

THATS RIGHT, KIT-KATS. I JUST AUTOMATICALLY SPELLED IT WITH A DASH.

WELL FUCK ME UP!! CAUSE APPARENTLY THERE AIN’T NO DASH ANMORE

AND SMOKEY THE BEAR. YOU KNOW, THE BEAR WHO EDUCATES US ABOUT FOREST FIRES.

SMOKEY THE BEAR.

NOPE. IT’S SMOKEY BEAR

don’t even FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT MONA LISA’S SMILE

THAT WAS NEVER THERE BEFORE. I HAD TO RECREATE A PAINTING OF HER FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT AND MY REFERENCE PHOTO WAS NOT THIS

And this one of course
we all know its Berenstein

b ut

OUR CURRENT TIMELINE SEEMS TO DISAGREE

im so done I’m leaving the planet

this is fucking me up ._.

this shit creeps me right the hell out and is one of the reasons I think the theory that reality has been ‘reset’/rebooted multiple times is true

Barry quit screwing up the timeline! You are like the worse Flash ever.

He’s doing his best ;_;

he just makes bad life choices sometimes…

The Febreeze one is fucking me up the worst honestly

Seriously,  this is weird right?

Like

We all remember something that apparently did not exist

This is some Candle Cove shit right here

caffeinatedstarship:

This time last year: what will be the last meme of 2015???

now: what will be that last horrifying real current events story of 2016???

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

die-einzelganger:

when a pokemon is both steel and feathers

beka-tiddalik:

illuminice:

if anyone ever tells you that english isn’t ridiculous remember that the reason why we have a silent b in debt is because a group of guys got together to standardise english spelling and got to the word debt, which at the time was primarily spelled either ‘dett’ or ‘det’. so they basically went:

‘everyone speaks latin, right? so let’s put a silent b in debt. like debitum, which is latin for debt. problem solved.’

also the reason why there is a h in ghost is because when the printing press first came to england the only people trained to operate it were flemmish speaking, and they put a h after g because that’s what you do in flemmish. they put shit like ghirl and ghoose, but the only reason why ghost stuck is because people saw ‘the holy ghost’ in the bible and were like ‘well, that MUST be right’.

so yeah english is a really stupid language with some of the most ridiculous spelling

Anyone telling you that English isn’t a bullshit Frankenstein language is lying.

I’d be lying if I said I’d never attempted telekinesis.