wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

jakemorph:

a post on alternian tumblr dot com:

a lowblood: highbloods can be controlled with goat’s cheese

a purpleblood: goat’s cheese is mother fuckin good tho

a lowblood: reel ‘im in boys ive got one

mixxtapej:

cosleia:

actualhansolo:

actualhansolo:

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet

Also people don’t seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though it’s RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR

Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing

setheverman:

you: uneducated, salty
me: doctor, pepper

mediumsizedboy:

Any elder gods out there looking to trade mystic powers in exchange for loyal service in the physical planes? Asking for a friend

the-underwhelmed-astronaut:

i honestly Did Not expect that cat receipt comment to get so popular and now i dont know how to feel about it

like its not my post

but i get the notifications

does mineapple is proud???

acridrainshowers:

let it be known that pokemon stats mean nothing to me

the important things to rank pokemon on are, starting from most important and ending at least important:

1. aesthetics