iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

a horror genre video game where people keep asking you to hold their baby and you have to fight off increasingly determined hoards of monsters without dropping it

sssshit. hshsit shit shit shit sshit sthis thi sthi shit

overtrolled:

harehollows:

my favorite homestuck thing™ is when something you bump into is so vague and casual that like anybody could see it and enjoy it… but your homestuck sense………. that filthy fuckin homestuck radar you’ve got there….. that thing you earned from homeshit stuckademy after thousands of pages of asinine yet captivating circlejerk web content……. it just starts beeping.

and you know

you just fucking know

at one point i was talking to a friend of a friend and they seemed pretty cool but then they used the word ‘abscond’ and i looked at them and i could see the fear in their eyes because i knew their secret.

threedtown:

i laugh really hard when big news outlets describe homestuck as “cryptic” because i just imagine a bunch of journalists huddled around a computer monitor looking at things like

and asking “WHAT DOES IT MEAN???”

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

going to put out your closing sign when there are still customers

workplacesupportgroup:

teneniel-of-dathomir:

unicornempire:

osointricate:

osointricate:

osointricate:

Imagine the absolute joy on Leslie Knopes face when she realizes her parks are getting more foot traffic

Now imagine the look of absolute confusion when she finds out it’s for video game

Now finally imagine Leslie Knope organizing Pokémon tournament in order to increase the foot traffic at her parks

Now imagine the city of Pawnee absolutely torn apart by the team system

Imagine it bring back parks and rec just for this episode I’m serious

All I know is that Tom is going to spend WAY too much money on pokeballs and when he finds out they are free he’s going to go “noooooo”

And City Hall is going to be a gym, right?  And everyone is always fighting over who leads it.  And everyone, with the town torn up behind them, will be split three ways.

Donna leading the Red Team, Leslie leading the Yellow Team, and no one likes the Blue Team (Jerry come on! Cue Tom “NOOO I picked Blue!!”  Also lbr Greg Pikitis is Team Blue and “that kid is a JERK” “He’s a kid, Leslie…” “DON’T TALK to me Ben.  You chose Red before consulting with me!” “THE WHITE HOUSE GYM IS TEAM RED!”)

Ron generally staying out of it, but enjoying the simplicity of catching them.  Also his step-daughters really like Eevee and Clefairy and he kind of wants to impress them but won’t tell anyone.

Chris being the leader in poke stops made simply because he runs everywhere anyway.

And April stays out of it because wowwwwww but drives Andy around anyway.  

But the whole mess of the episode is Greg Pikitis is home from college for the summer and has decided to take over City Hall with pokemon with names like “Leslie Nope” and “Gov’t Sux” and “Peach Pit” and LESLIE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS and trying to take back over and running after pokemon while also getting really excited that people are at her parks and making signs like “don’t pokemon and drive” and the ridiculous Family Affairs lady throwing a tiff about the “demons in the kid’s phones” etc.

(And in the end Yellow Team takes back City Hall and no one can figure out who this new player is and it’s April.) 

Originally posted by beyondcliche

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