listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables
sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment
the night i posted this i couldn’t find a source and i’ve been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of fucked up fever dream or something. but no, it’s real:
so my friend said very loudly to me, with a group of other history majors “yeah i’m not gonna vote bc i’m sure hillary will win”
literally all six of us looked at her and said “vote”
and she goes “ehhh, maybe i will, if i remember to”
and my friend leans in her face and was like “don’t worry. we’ll remind you. bc you need to vote.”
so yeah here’s your friendly fucking reminder that you should have ABSOLUTELY NO PEACE OF MIND and that you need to GET YOUR ASS TO THE POLLING STATION AND VOTE THIS NOVEMBER 8TH.
VOTE AND STAY WOKE
THERE ARE BILLIONS OF PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES THAT WISH SO MUCH THEY COULD VOTE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO IT
