grantdenyer2007:

australia sucks but at least our politicians aren’t treated as celebrities and we can tell them to fuck off at the grocery store

tickerbee:

durrymuncher:

we have three distinct races in this fantasy story: white people, dwarves: who are sort of like… short white people, and elves: slightly taller-than-average white people with pointy ears

#dont forget the suspiciously POC-coded token beast race

misandryad:

coelasquid:

tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.

#“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”

lilttlekingtrashmouth:

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

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lesbabeths:

i could never be the victim in the horror movie that gets the ominous phone calls because i just literally do not answer the phone ever

memeufacturing:

me: good morning linda
linda, who has backpacked across europe: not nearly as good as the morning that i experienced as i saw the sunrise across Barcelona,

biancablackwells:

gay subtext is nice but u kno what’s better? explicitly gay characters

me at yall making vine compilations

while youre at it putting all these clips together can you, like, source them and also include titles if the title is the complete context of the vine

i arrive to the club

wingedpikmin:

wingedpikmin:

left foot: in

left foot: out

left foot: in

left foot: shaken all about

 I AM FORCIBLY TOLD THAT THAT IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT 

i enter the web design class

sasshunter:

uhlfric:

h1 {
    font-family: “Comic Sans MS”;
    font-size: “50px”;
    font-color: “magenta”;
}