rosqlina:

btw if u think its ok to hate all boys and continue spreading tht boys/men are evil spawns of satan and girls r the only good ppl on this planet pls unfollow/block bc. thts some bad thinking 

actually you know what im right but i also dont know shit

theyre both blue and green at the same time

even the character boxes show confusion as to their true name

ok but just hear me out jared

you go live away from home, and in primary school you make some friends

you spend all your time together, you even make a little secret club

its fucking ride or die, you guys commit crimes together

but then your friends start calling you wormtail

they all get awesome ass names but they call you wormtail

to your face

for years

im just saying man, im just sayin

id kind of want them assassinated too

eddiemacads:

VERY IMPORTANT: THERE ARE ENOUGH DOGS/DOG-LIKE POKEMON IN POKEMON SUN AND MOON TO MAKE A TEAM ENTIRELY OF DOGS

(apparently Alolan Ninetales is exclusive to Sun but there’s still 10% Zygarde or you can just trade one)

Cons: v weak against fighting and steel (but Silvally can change types so)

Pros: it’s a team of dogs

cancerousmonkey:

officialleoneabbacchio:

things 2 do if u are a shapeshifter

-get into a place that horses shouldnt be able to get into

-turn into a horse

Alternatively:
- go on vacation on a cruise ship

- wait about 3 days

- during those days make friends with everyone you can.

- then turn into someone else and go to an employee and tell them someone is missing

- step back and enjoy watching your own Murder Mystery cruise unfold

patrickat:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

This is how low-tier supervillains start. 

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be an asshole.”