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Nov 20.2016 | 162725notes -
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i arrive at egypt

acrhitect:

fenrisesque:

fenrisesque:

staff: snaked

water: bloodied

frogs: out

lice: itching

beasts: wild

cattle: diseased

skin: boiled

hail: flaming

crops: destroyed

sun: hidden

heirs: killed

we are finally escorted out of egypt

@cryign



Nov 20.2016 | 46155notes -
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Nov 20.2016 | 257183notes -
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caprette:

on the bright side we’re no longer out of paper towels 




Nov 20.2016 | 576notes -
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sale-aholic:

bluecichlid:

hottiemcthotty:

theconcealedweapon:

Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.

LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?

Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!

Women: So, does that mean you care about women?

Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!

Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?

Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?

Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?

Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!

this is accurate

Conservatives:  Why don’t you all care about me?!  

Everyone else:  [Stares into the camera like they are on the Office.]

Conservatives: Why are you all protesting the election results?

Protestors: So we wont die because of your beliefs.




Nov 20.2016 | 221796notes -
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thejgatsbykid:

so i was doing some reading and basically i found out that in Origins, Alistair (and, presumably, the player Warden) is the youngest of the party by at least 5 years, and i would like to posit: everyone who joins the warden’s party joins at least partially because they’re Incredibly Worried about these idealistic, belligerent children gallivanting across the Maker’s green earth trying to save the world despite being, like, 20. they’re babies. help them.




Nov 20.2016 | 3840notes -
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candy5hark11:

nightcoremoon:

frickdun:

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

aliens: [slide nasa $40]

nasa: lmao what aliens

nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks




Nov 20.2016 | 852312notes -
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arierruu:

*gets kicked out of fandom*




Nov 20.2016 | 6301notes -
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Dear White People,

bimbambom:

dearwhitefriends:

“Racial preferences” are racist. Period. Stop comparing it to legitimate sexualities, it’s insulting to us. 

Sincerely, 

Your Black Queer Friend


Submitted by Anonymous

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Originally posted by get-o-n-mylevel




Nov 20.2016 | 2328notes -
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about92bleachedrainbows:

asynca:

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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE




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Nov 20.2016 | 307134notes -
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"NOBODY MOVE THE DM IS LAUGHING"

—– ancient dnd proverb (via yourplayersaidwhat)



Nov 19.2016 | 3093notes -
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hermitelephant:

ghostthinxx:

I can’t fucking believe that a cartoon predicted this

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From the latest episode.




Nov 19.2016 | 223042notes -
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aleatoryw:

Being straight is like being in gryffindor: all the main characters are always gryffindor, there’s tons of merch for gryffindor, and no one’s gonna give you shit for being in gryffindor. 

Being gay is like being in slytherin: everyone has heard of it, but the merch is few and far between so you have to really want it. The only slytherin characters are secondary and morally gray. Some people think you are evil.

Being bisexual is like being in ravenclaw: there is no merch. there are no major ravenclaw characters. people definitely try to lump it in with either gryffindor or slytherin, and there are a few weird stereotypes.

being asexual is like being in hufflepuff:

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Originally posted by ollivandiers




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