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Similarities Between Myself and Bilbo Baggins

earendil-was-a-mariner:

  • Main survival instinct is to bullshit my way out of a situation
  • Would rather be eccentric uncle than responsible parent
  • Would use the One Ring to get out of seeing family members
  • In times of strife, thinking of food is a source of comfort
  • Would never stop complaining, even as I became a true adventurer
  • Would sleep through an entire battle



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  1. vampire: happy birthday!!!
  2. me: oh, um......cool!! thank you!
  3. vampire: what what is it
  4. me: well its just...this is the third year in a row youve got me a welcome doormat and im just starting to feel a little....



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have yall had glasses before,,,,




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beyoncepatronus:

“that fandom is so annoying” i hate to break it to you but every fandom is annoying. all of them. if you’re in a fandom you’re annoying. i’m in several fandoms i’m extra annoying. everyone on this website is annoying.




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yeahponcho:

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video




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  1. everyone: mimikyu is EVIL!!!! I hate it now :(((
  2. me and my entourage of nasty ghost types: sweet the weak are being weeded out as they should in this mortal coil only those that embrace death will truly find ghostly allies in its wake



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just-for-shit-and-giggles:

mannixxbella:

Well looks like Trump was right about one thing, Americans are jackasses.

and he fucking did, and they fucking did eat every piece of shit that propelled out of his mouth




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swamp-wizard:

takitheking:

swamp-wizard:

dirkjohn meet cute dirk is the weird guy selling swords in the dealers room at johns local anime convention. john calls every sword a katana. at first dirk does his standard “actually thats a wakizashi. a katana is generally twice as long, a wakizashi is for close combat” but john comes back every day and does the same thing up til sunday morning when he points at a shuriken and asks “how much for the little baby katanas” and dirk fucking lunges at him

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okay i did  a thing.

oh my GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO GOOD




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transgirltetra:

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This isnt a teenager being QuirkyTM, this is a thirty year old woman threatening a very powerful woman’s livelihood, country, and child and then teasing her with her knowledge of subtle bits of her personal life and relationship with her child.

This is a woman making it clear that she is alone against the rest of the world by choice. She wants power, and she’s using everyone she can to get it.  




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balexi:

shorm:

If you think that representation doesn’t matter, that’s probably because you’re already represented.

IF YOU THINK REPRESENTATION DOESN’T MATTER, THAT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU’RE ALREADY REPRESENTED.




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lazarus-james:

To be fair, half of those ladies weren’t originally princesses and some don’t even become princesses.

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happybraindeath:

bigangryfrog:

someone: *is feeling down*

me:

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@sodacaps



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