idk which is funnier the panel where reaper is watching a family in the rain like a sad cartoon dog or the panel where hanzo is buying an entire cake to eat by himself while his no-longer-able-to-eat brother has to politely sit and watch
imagine genji shows up to christmas day and hanzo has completely forgotten that he no longer eats because he’s a robot so christmas dinner is hanzo morosely eating everything on the table while genji stares. Christmas with the shimadas turns into that one scene from Matilda when Hanzo tries desperately to eat an entire cake out of pure shame and self-loating and Genji just watches in silent judgement
By the way, bear in mind that Tracer is not the LGBTQ+ character; by Blizzard’s promises she is the first announced LGBTQ+ character and we can expect more.
new overwatch comic is disgusting. not only does torbjorn have a wife, but it’s inside of a home next to a warm fire on christmas instead of alone and living in a dumpster like he deserves.
we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck
I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*
