Dude, I just realized, in Pokemon, they probably use Phantump sightings to local searches for missing people. But it’s like a double edge sword, because you know you’re looking for a body at that point.
Like imagine officer jenny having to report to the family “… I’m sorry… but there’s been a Phantump reported in the area.”
How many kids have died in the damn forest?!
okay but
what if the search team caught the Phantump
and they have to report to the family that their child may never come back as themself, but … perhaps you should have a look at this Pokémon. you might recognize it, or maybe it will recognize you
and okay, it may be a little bit harder to communicate with their little one now, and the future they imagined for the kid may not be a possibility anymore, but they found their baby, it’s right here, it’s safe, not to mention capable of pulling some sick magic tricks so nothing will ever be able to hurt it again
how many Phantump do you think live with their human families still, either because a rescue team caught them and sent them home, or because they found their way back eventually
how many children have kid siblings who just so happen to be Phantump, or big siblings who act like kid siblings because Phantump don’t grow up the same way human kids do
is there a network for people whose children have turned into Phantump so they can trade back and forth and let their little ones grow up into big strong Trevenant and move out into forests of their own
how many family reunions involve a Trevenant lumbering out of a nearby forest like [EARSPLITTING INHUMAN SCREECH] “oh hey, Brenda’s here you guys, welcome home Brenda”
and then acting surprised when they say some stupid ignorant 15 yr old shit cuz they don’t have enough life experience or brain development to handle the responsibility of being a heavily influential personality
full offense but being considered stylish when you’re skinny is pretty easy
what does this even mean?
It means skinny girls can wear anything and it’s considered “a look” but fat girls have a smaller pool to choose their outfits from cause everyone tells them they have to wear things “for their body type” also clothes for plus sized people are not only more expensive but most stores dont even sell larger sizes so skinny people also have more access to “stylish” clothes
also when you’re fat and you wear “women’s” clothes you’re expected to perform femininity to a higher degree and be more put together. which is why 90% of mainstream plus size fashion is corny pinup bullshit
Skinny girl with a sloppy bun, no make-up, shopping in yoga pants = Hot.
Fat girl with a sloppy bun, no make-up, shopping in yoga pants = disgusting.
Wake Me Up Inside has become a real joke but you all are lying if you say that you wouldn’t have loved lyrics like “bid my blood to run before I come undone and save me from the nothing I’ve become” if it was presented in a folk song on Sufjan Stevens’ Carrie & Lowell.
My inner 13 year old self is screaming because the song isn’t called wake me up inside it’s called bring me to life you fucking fake goths
when will people stop taking their gay fictional pairings and calling the more “feminine” guy the wife and the other the husband like uh, theyre both the husband thats the point
