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kairibloodheart:

curiousliltrashstash:

ladysei:

Overwatch AU where everything’s the same except McCree wears this hat.

Howdy

In this au the hat protects him from at least one headshot and when his hat pops he says ‘Alright which one of you yella bellied sidewinders popped my hat.’ And it charges his ult by 10% every time




Jan 18.2017 | 34797notes -
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Bar scene in horror film

  1. Protagonist: (mentions local urban legend)
  2. Bar band: (stops playing)
  3. Everyone: (goes quiet)
  4. Me, not noticing the silence and continuing loudly in the background: So yeah apparently now it's "unacceptable" to scrub your ballsac in a public bathroom



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maydaygirl-save-our-ships:

the-bitch-goddess-success:

Millennials, let’s be the generation that ends the “bitterly criticize the youth” cycle. When we’re old, let’s embrace and nurture them and commend them for facing challenges we might have created.

Yes, a thousand times this!!

It’s so easy to poke fun of a younger generation. It’s easy to think because they didn’t grow up the way we did or know the things we know, that they are worse off. 

They are our younger siblings, our kids, our students. They are growing up listening to the entertainment our generation is making, and watching the example we are setting. 

What older generations never seem to understand, is when you make fun of younger generations, you’re also dissing your own generation. 

Let’s be the generation that encourages. 




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fattyatomicmutant:

motherhenna:

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??

Class: Infant
Race: human
Strength: 0 can barely support own head
Agility 0 needs to learn to walk
Intelligence: 2, understands that crying brings food, replacement of soiled garments with fresh ones
Wisdom 1 no object permanence
Charisma: 20 becuase people lose their shit around babies, -1 for each month until Terrible Twos and all Charisma drops to 1.

HP: 2

Spells per day: Cloudkill, Telepathic Summons, Sleep (casts on Self),

Infant fingernails: does +1 cutting/slashing damage




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wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 




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rintezukas:

well i hope that cruel angel got into grad school




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snrk hahah    

republicansareahategroup:

lynati:

I may need to get my roommate to turn the TV on while I’m in D.C.

To anyone thinking of boycotting Donald Trump’s Inauguration:

There will be alternative programming streaming live on facebook.

NEW YORK, NY (January 5, 2017) – Tickets are now on sale for Concert for America: Stand Up, Sing Out!, the first of a monthly benefit concert series with Broadway, TV, film and recording stars that will debut at The Town Hall on Friday, January 20, 2017, at 3:00pm, featuring performances by Betty Buckley, Sharon Gless, Andrea Martin, Jessie Mueller, Bebe Neuwirth, Rosie O’Donnell, Rosie Perez, Billy Porter, Chita Rivera, Brian Stokes Mitchell and more.
“By bringing together this spectacular group of artists to celebrate the diversity and hope that makes America its best, we hope this concert will lift spirits and remind people across the country that we are stronger united and our voices will be heard over the next four years,” Rudetsky and Wesley said.
Proceeds will benefit several national organizations working to protect human rights, including Planned Parenthood, Southern Poverty Law Center, National Immigration Law Center and the Sierra Club Foundation.
Tickets range from $25 to $50 and are available at TicketMaster.com and at The Town Hall box office (123 W 43rd St.). Participating performers are subject to change.
For those unable to attend, the concert will be broadcast on Facebook Live at 3:00pm EST on January 20th, directed by Emmy Award winner Debbie Miller.

Please spread this! Turn your TV to something random and drive his ratings through the ground.




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anaussieintheusa:

someone: is is true that australians [insert absolutely outrageous thing that wouldnt be true in a billion years]

any australian in the vicinity: yES also let me tell you 28 more things that are absolutely, 100% guaranteed real and authentic activities




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oK But thisss

karekathegeneticist:

spoiledchestnut:

shiisa:

vintar:

pumpadjur:

European raven

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Turkish raven

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North African raven

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Himalayan raven

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Western (American) raven

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AUSTRALIAN RAVEN

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look at it look at that weird birb it doesn’t know how to raven

other ravens: caw caw

australian ravens: aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh

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@rah-bop

The sound is so iconic tho its ridiculous.

Also I always thought they sounded like someone just told a bad joke

oh. OH. oooooooooooh.




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The first meme for 2017 should be all the old ones but wholesome

americanhate:

kawree:

doktorgirlfriend:

vanyel-or-just-van:

deputychairman:

animatedamerican:

bigscaryd:

mehofkirkwall:

samurljackson:

theinnocentgear:

animatedamerican:

rea-rivkah:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

I’ll go first

What she says: I’m fine
What she means: I love you so much and I want to declare it to the world but public extreme expressions of love short of marriage proposals are looked down upon or made fun of by society and I’m worried people are going to judge me but I’m content being by your side because there’s nothing I love more

you: I love you
me, and intellectual: I love you unconditionally and the fact that I see myself as more intuitive does not change that at all, and, in fact, sometimes enhances my love for you

Did you know that I will climb nearly 90 degree angles to announce my deep love for you from the top of the highest mountains. Because I crave that affection.

Me, on a date: how do you feel about wholesome memes?
My date: I love them so much as it is my deepest desire to have that kind of connection with someone
Me: *pulling breadsticks out of my purse* I stole these from Olive Garden and want to share them with you

Come one guys join in on this
In case you haven’t noticed this whole meme is already a wholesome version of a past meme, the “what will be the first meme of 2015” meme
So this meme is a meme of itself

I came out here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so loved and supported right now.

this kind of wholesome subversion of memes looks like a lot of


fun

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jewishbookwyrm: i have made a wholesome meme
tumblr: you fixed a really bad trend is what you did. look at it. it’s got love and support.

are we doing loving memes?

friends, we might be

“Tumblr a pit of hate and despair” factoid is incorrect. Wholesome Georg, who posts support and friendship from a cave is representative adn should be counted.

maybe the real wholesome memes were the friends we made along the way

Tag yourself I’m wholesome subversion of memes

2017 but every time I love and support my friends it gets faster

I awake in the morning

mind: refreshed

heart: open

friends: online

I am forcibly removed from loneliness and isolation.

me: let’s make a meme.
me, to me: make it a wholesome one!

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such a smol, wholesome meme




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tbh i ONLY ever want to get a hairless cat

i dont know why

theyre ugly but i love them 




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minerambles    

godguy0001:

professsorlayton:

look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.

looks like someone doesnt know what to do.
to do.
to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo




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